Surgery Bro, MD

PGY-∞ | Academics | Fitness | House music | X♥️O | NASM-CPT, CNC

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

Bedroom lighting was cooperating today😎

[Icíar | Kate @mizumohno]

Happy Pride to men calling Deborah Ann Woll ugly, strange way to come out, but who am I to judge 🫶

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@mattglions Bro what🤣

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

Those red ink tattoos look kind of cool. Maybe I’ll get one some day

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@mrsballs69 Honey mustard sauce for the winnn

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@VibesSedai Happy pride broski😎

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

Got a hair cut and I’m growing out the beard again which means I’m going to be insufferable in a month

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

Actually I don’t think a woman has ever called me insufferable without there being sexual tension behind it…

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@DvsBlack I have a tattoo with red ink, but not like a whole tattoo of red ink

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

One time I asked my brother why he tended to only play/make characters that were women. He said “If I’m gonna stare at a screen for hours, I’d rather it be at a cool girl than a dude,” so I think this is a personal problem.

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@DrCasteelEM You got balls bro because the last thing I’d do is show all the anonymous losers what I go home to while they’re losing their minds over a difference of opinion

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Sigourney Weaver in ‘Galaxy Quest’ (1999)

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@BuffxWeeb 10/10 can relate

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@headass_deadass 🤣

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

Heard the DMV area has a decent lobster roll so I’m going to visit one day just to see😋

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

Reminds me of the nicest German bros I ever met while at the food court in Tomorrowland

[Ericka ♡ @NeonTravesty]

That one gay couple you meet while traveling abroad

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@yapdoss Hahahaha Baltimore

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

Bro I love melatonin because it’s the only thing that helps me sleep AND I get to dream about every bad thing that’s ever happened to me😎

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@mrsballs69 Dispo 4eva

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@Davembmd For when you need 2 AM back rubs🤣

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

Emergency medicine implies the existence of calm placebo

[Surgery Bro, MD @SurgeryBro]

@EscobumpGaviria 🔥