Suri 𓆉

He/Him. Writer. Flirting with death against my will.
Discord: Suribot

[Suri 𓆉 @Suribot]

Going to try and make the switch for real.

If you see me on twitter after this, it's not because I lied, it's because I failed.

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

Comically evil Company still not understanding the Streisand Effect and digging the hole deeper

OVER LEGOS

When we do eventually see part 3, this company will be dead

[Yen Press @yenpress]

Cover Debut!

📗 Elden Ring: Distant Tales Between, Vol. 1

What if Roderika were to befriend the rest of the Roundtable Hold, or a certain blackguard went in search of a delicacy other than prawns…? What if one were to catch a glimpse into Rya’s youth…? The lives of those in the Lands Between, all the possibilities and worlds that unfolded for them long before our tarnished emerged come to life! Come read a chronicle of their adventures and glimpse the dysfunctional cast of characters whose presence the Lands Between would be incomplete without.

🔗 Pre-order here: https://t.co/Funae2uL18

[Joy-Con Drift 2 @DriftCons]

game devs were moving like this 10 years ago, what happened

[lei @sickheartedd]

i feel like wizards of the coast is just making fun of me for actually enjoying and having an emotional investment in magic the gathering

[Jiikae @Jiikae]

It’s 2011. An Ocarina of Time and a Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system

It’s 2026. An Ocarina of Time and Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system

[Suri 𓆉 @Suribot]

@Nyan_Sequitur @FlowerSunInk @Habbalab It did show a much older Akagi having survived that night (or at least heavily implied it), but also we kinda knew that to be true because (IIRC) Akagi's first appearance was in Ten and he was already an old man then.

[Jay @gaiaslastlaugh]

Absolutely diabolical but also I’ve been waiting decades for an elementary school kid to finally admit to his girlfriend that he’s actually her teenage boyfriend trapped in a child’s body so I have zero moral high ground here

[Daryl Talks Games @DarylTalksGames]

Nintendo is so funny man. They'll just casually drop the 4th game in one of their biggest franchises and then quickly move on to an extended look at their new thumb wrestling minigame.

[Alan🍮Cortes @FlanCortes]

If a modern AAA game tried to have a cover like this they'd kill you

[Extra Combat @xtracombatphase]

I am not exaggerating when I say that this a more interesting magic card to me then anything in the Marvel set and it is not even close.

[Nishii @pinknishii]

I am SO TIRED of every video game company coming out with the same corners cut, the same exact excuse. Divinity 3 already did this, but now everyone is claiming the same thing too. You have rot at the roots, your very foundation is wrought with ruin. This is not human-created

[rentz @rentizlaurentiz]

delete later

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

This is Utah’s first wildlife overpass crossing avoiding danger with vehicles.

[Stella @StellaaSports]

Nigga clutched his pearls in disbelief for a minute

[Sloth @OzymandiasWorX]

Gambit is a honorary girl or what

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[mayor of tingeting @seibarosario]

from Le Guin's "Why are Americans Afraid of Dragons?" (1974)