Suri

Basically a 👨‍🔬scientist experimenting with life 😃

[Suri @Surisolanki]

#SatyaNadella has been named Chairman of #Microsoft

Every Indian :

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Seychelles / Madhya Pradesh

[Bandkhor Future Aamdaar A 🇮🇳 @AdvanceDexter]

I don't understand this idea of closing the door. Abee jaane de na jab aayenge tab. They'd get less time whatever. Let them give the exam at least. Koi flight pakadne hai kya! WTF is this chutyaapa. They came late. They will face the consequences eventually.

[Jay @jaynalysis]

India is so FUCKED UP man.
A college friend, who used to live next to me for a year,
GOT 57 Rank in GATE,
Was about to join BARC,
But lost his life yesterday because he was giving a treat to his friends in a canteen where the building fell and a concrete slab hit his head.

[NDTV India @ndtvindia]

🔴 #BREAKING | केंद्रीय सूचना आयोग का बड़ा फैसला, RTI के दायरे से बाहर है BCCI

[Suri @Surisolanki]

@ndtv It's Like

Sofe se uth k bed pe so jaao

Waah

[Suri @Surisolanki]

This is like waking up Kumbhkaran just to tell him, Bhai, yaha se uth ke waha so jaao.

Groundbreaking stuff.

[NDTV @ndtv]

#DelhiGovernment #RekhaGupta

[Sam⋆☕︎ @Abhivridhi_Vani]

He looks like those kids who cosplay adults in flipkart ads

[Sukhman 🇵🇹 @Superman_Sandhu]

@localdrain Bhai?

[Save Invest Repeat 📈 @InvestRepeat]

Indigo Saga

1. Govt issues rules to make flying safer in India.

2. Indigo didn’t like those rules.

3. Asks govt to rollback the rules. Govt refuses.

4. #Indigo collects money for flights that are never going to fly.

5. Don't issue cancellation advisory in advance.

6. Make public suffer for 24hrs inside airport by saying flight delayed. Knowing massive public noise would be created.

7. Refund the money after 24 hrs.

8. Earn interest on the money for months since people booked it.

9. Let entire nation suffer, by choking aviation transport totally.

10. Govt rollback the rules.

Welcome to India.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Sanchar ki halat bigadti jaa rahi hai.

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

Anushka Sharma goes to GG for INR 45 Lakh

#WPLAuction

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

The only way to break out of a negative dynamic is to confront it.

Repressing your anger, avoiding the person threatening you, always looking to conciliate—these common strategies spell ruin.

Avoidance of conflict becomes a habit, and you lose the taste for battle.

Feeling guilty is pointless; it is not your fault you have enemies.

[Why U @vayunandini]

You have to be an olympic level muththal to create this or even think about this.

[Suri @Surisolanki]

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Tulsi

[Prakash Raj @prakashraaj]

Did you take permission of the women before you placed those cctv s .?? Polling booth is not a dress changing room. We are not interested in your Convenient EXCUSES.. WE need TRANSPARENCY. #justasking #VoteChori

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

This influencer has never spoken about cars ever.

But in this video, she is talking about ethanol benefits.

In the caption, she clearly mentions it’s a paid ad.

Govt wasting hard-earned taxpayers’ money on influencer marketing for ethanol propaganda is beyond disgusting!

[Pvt. sector exploited tax payer @TaxPayerPvt]

Ideally, govt. should provide free health care to the citizens but govt. dares to collect GST of ₹4350 on health insurance premium of ₹24,161.

This after you have paid 30% income tax and health surcharge.

This is vasooli nothing else.
Even Aurengzeb wouldn't have done this!

[Indian Libertarians @IndLibertarians]

This is because of the sort of terror indian citizens feel when they interact with the police or State machinery.

Even if the police falsely accuse you of a crime, you can spend a long time in prison without bail. And this happens everyday.

This isnt just about being dumb...

[खुरापात @KHURAPATT]

बच्चों की लाशें अंदर पड़ी थी, माँ की चूड़ियाँ बाहर टूटीं,
और सरकार ने लाठी चलाकर बता दिया-
इंसाफ मांगना भी अब कानून व्यवस्था बिगाड़ना है।

शासन का संदेश साफ़ है:
रो सकते हो, मर सकते हो- बस सवाल मत पूछो!

[RK Vij @ipsvijrk]

क्या बिल्डिंग टीचर्स ने बनाई थी?
क्या बिल्डिंग कंडम घोषित थी और मना करने के बावजूद भी टीचर्स ने बच्चे वहां बिठाये थे?
अगर भवन जर्जर हालत में थे तो क्या कोई वैकल्पिक व्यवस्था की गई थी?