Sara ☀️

♉ | 6th grade teacher

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

Some days you're a smushed up graham cracker, and some days you're a smore.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

Abby Fisher was right about Gilmore Girls in the 5th grade. It is the best. It is the vibe. It is the moment.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I think jelly cats are stupid AND I want jelly cats.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I'm probably one of the only people who use analog smiley faces still. Emojis are just one too many extra steps. XD

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I'm so sick of pretty, I want something true. Don't you?

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

Saw the musical Little Women today and very much enjoyed myself.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

The only person I would be remotely okay with singing at their own wedding is Hannah Waddingham.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I love that you can say you listen to podcasts when you're driving. And everyone thinks you're a smart brainiac. When in reality, you're listening to murder stories.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I swear I'd be a morning person if the sun was always in full swing by 6:30 am.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I don't consider myself a swiftie. But I do have a slide show with my fav line from every one of her songs.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I just did the dishes an hour ago, and I have to do them again. Is this adulthood?

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

If you find yourself wanting a pair of Blenders Eyewear, use this link. You get $20 off, I get $20 off. It's a win win. https://t.co/2OwTuBLXaB

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I understand why I grew up to own cats and be interested in growing flowers. It's because of Mona. But why are all the other people...?

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

Wanting to be surprise pregnant today.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I don't know anything about minecraft. but I am watching a kid play and none of the writing is spelled correct. Now I know why kids cannot spell.

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

Um, can someone turn down the wind?

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I must have been living under a rock, because I just found out that the Dyson air wrap is $600. Wtf

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

Unpopular opinion: animal Instagram accounts should be illegal.

[PhD_Genie @PhD_Genie]

How a PhD looks like from a supervisor's perspective...

https://t.co/HrejAmoV7x

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

You ever put something off for days and weeks and months because it's slightly uncomfortable? And THEN have you ever had a boyfriend that helps you with that?

[Sara ☀️ @SurraAndy]

I keep getting scammed by people on Facebook asking me for my phone number. What's with that? (I don't give it to them and then they stop responding)