SurrealHWofBelowDeck

The furthest being possible from a housewife, and would get clinically clausterphobic below deck. Living vicariously with gusto. #VanderZombie.

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

Ignorance has stopped being bliss. It has become a mortal danger. To the entire World. Don’t learn history and politics from Twitter.

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@MatthewLFloyd You’re listening to a troll. This was in no way a protest. Not even close. Just people mourning #KemerovoFire victims and a handful of inappropriate idiots chanting their usual. Didn’t help them much - they were confronted by the crowd and had to shut up. Morons.

[Matt Lee @APDiploWriter]

The annals of troll-plomacy. https://t.co/iCJjFeT9Ma

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@Randy_Haas @ChildFriday Sexy time alone happens. 😜

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@Randy_Haas I WISH. I get up at 4 if I sleep in. Otherwise - up at 2. Can’t sleep. Can’t do anything, either. Been battling this for months.

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@Randy_Haas Miss you, too, Handsome. 💗💗💗

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@Randy_Haas This whole flashmob (I can’t call it anything else) is embarrassing and ridiculous. Why I’m off Social Media mostly. Too much aggressively stupid people. In all areas.

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@I_Kond @ABC Not from the point of diplomacy she’s not. It’s a State Department briefing. Not a talk show.

[Matt Lee @APDiploWriter]

This is what journalism used to be:
Newsworthy person makes interesting/vague comment. Reporters seek clarification from newsworthy person, publish response.

Now: Newsworthy person makes interesting/vague comment. Reporters seek clarification from Twitter. Clicks ...

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@ABC This is the “new” diplomacy standard. Exactly why the world is in the state it’s in.

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@AnnaK_4ever Karma’s a bitch. ;)

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@APDiploWriter It’s Putin’s fault! RussianHackers™️ hacked Rubio’s mouth!

[Matt Lee @APDiploWriter]

6'3" https://t.co/66utEhs0qJ

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

Court overturns doping decisions on 28 Russian athletes https://t.co/8oGW5WMqZn

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

#MyAdviceToHollywood Put some clothes on.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Nobody understands Me.

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@Randy_Haas Um. I wasn’t on Twitter till just now.

[Matt Lee @APDiploWriter]

Amazing that so many people know so much about Iran and that they are all sharing their knowledge on Twitter.

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

The Russians hacked Santa!!! Merry Christmas! :D #RussianHackers https://t.co/knHBeSSMtF

[SurrealHWofBelowDeck @SurrealHWofBD]

@vongruetz @APDiploWriter It gets better. The Russian commander is an Honorary Citizen of Sevastopol. That’s in Crimea. Born there. Celebrating BD in space for the 3rd time. Quel scandale!