Unlicensed Girl-Kisser

Geologist, shitpost gremlin | she/her 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ | my lovely fiancé @An_Amarin 💍 |

[Topo @Topovn]

The 4 houses

#malfoid #malfoy

[Lobo Cinzento @LoboCinzento6]

#Malfoid
This isn’t even a joke. It should have been like this in the canonical story.

[Unlicensed Girl-Kisser @Suscia_Z]

I feel like ive become a little bit *too* prolific with listening to music i feel like I can almost recognize the artist within the first 30s of half the new songs I hear 😂😅

[Yuiz @yuiznerd]

sitting in seat 5 and fucking with the overhead AC over and over so they keep raising their arms to fix it

[Kekel @Kekel0212]

bad dog
#deadlock

[Brendzun @Brendzun]

My Warframe player followers : "What the fuck is an oGCD?"

My FFXIV player followers : "What the fuck is a Forma?"

My Warframe & FFXIV player followers : "Roathe-Selch is a son of a bitch"

[K （ commissions closed ） @riejiu]

the siblings ever

[WARFRAME @PlayWarframe]

Thanks to ALL of you, we’ve achieved our $100,000 CAD @PMCFQuest goal!

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[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

rage gap relationship where im constantly screaming and yelling and running into danger and she is calmly holding me back and cooing softly into my ear

[Rómestámo of the East @LuinRomestamo]

For a comprehensive list of plot points/story beats/vibes which Malfoidium fixes over canon;

- gives Draco's narrative arc a much more satisfying conclusion and throughline

- makes Draco more believable and likeable as a character (as many have pointed out, his bullying/behaviour is very female-coded to begin with)

- provides a genuinely emotional, interesting and likeable romance subplot for Harry

- elevates multiple mid to alright scenes (Yule Ball, Second Task, Sectumsempra, Dumbledore's death, Malfoy Manor) to high-tier emotional rollercoasters

- establishes multiple pleasing character symmetries (Harry x Draco/Lily x James, Harry x Sirius/Draco x Snape)

- enhances and rounds out the characterisation of Lucius, Narcissa, Snape and the Slytherins as a whole

- provides a collective redemption and reconstruction of the Slytherins, as well as a symbolic reunion of Hogwarts through the match with a Gryffindor

- provides a genuinely climactic final battle on lieu of a vut of clever trickery. While I understand the narrative purpose of the canon Elder Wand switcheroo (Voldemort's vain and materialist nature being the true source of his downfall as opposed to the humble and semantic Harry), it feels out of step with the nature of Voldemort's first defeat (inability to love or comprehend love)

- consolidates and cements the power of love as the main thematic throughline of the story (stated but not quite pulled off by Rowling herself)

Remarkable how all this spawned off a single image which gave people some food for thought.

[𝑷𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑺-𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑬𝑻 @pokemonsplanet]

I love this so much

[michiru @michirutft]

violet players have learned how to perform a hollow purple

[Ci Bullet @BulletCi]

Violet works as intended (PLEASE YOSHI DON'T FIX THIS IT'S FUN AND NOT OP AT ALL)

[Mixief ✎👸🐉 @Mixief1]

Pawprint nation i gotchu-

[Unlicensed Girl-Kisser @Suscia_Z]

@Hive_Thrall on GODS bro

[Unlicensed Girl-Kisser @Suscia_Z]

Easy, ill take namiel over the other two any day. Cameleos 2nd. vaal hazak should never make a return as far as im concerned

[BannedGammoth @BannedDino]

Keep one, discard two.

[Umbrella Corporation @Spooky_Sprite1]

Mfs in the Midwest be like: "yeah dawg i just spent the whole day sitting in corn it was awesome"

[Unlicensed Girl-Kisser @Suscia_Z]

@An_Amarin

[Unlicensed Girl-Kisser @Suscia_Z]

Me to @An_Amarin

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

corruption in the West is so rampant they had to rebrand it as “lobbying“ so maps like this can maintain their propagandistic value