@RishiSunak Do us all a favour and stay home. Hardened drinkers have been out of the game for 3 months and don't need the likes of you taking up valuable space ordering cups of fucking coffee
This tour announcement day could not of gone better. Almost fully subscribed and a 5-a-side team's worth of tour virgins booked to lug our shit around #benidorm#cricket#somanyvirgins