King David: Hello. Meet my many wives
Evangelicals: Um, Biblical Marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman.
King David: I'm literally in the Bible....
Evangelicals: ....
King David: ....
Evangelicals: well, I guess we'll use cultural context this one time.
@xoxogossipgita - Adele - 25
- Alanis Morisette - Jagged Little Pill
- Celine Dion - These Are The Special Times
- Lori McKenna - The Balladeer
- Mumford and Sons - Sigh No More
- Sara Bareilles - Against The Chaos
- U2 - All That You Can’t Leave Behind
Another heartbreaking loss: The endlessly talented Emmy winner, Leslie Jordan has died at 67.
Thank you for bringing joy, laughter, and light into our lives, sir.
Deepest condolences to Mr. Jordan's family and friends. R.I.P.
@xEricaElizabeth@audible_com Cutting for Stone - Abraham Verghese
The Shoemaker’s Daughter - Adriana Trigiani
Betty - Tiffany McDaniel
Her Heart for a Compass - Sarah Ferguson
The Signature of All Things - Elizabeth Gilbert
Sparks Like Stars - Nadia Hashimi
The amount of vaguely creepy-looking white couples holding up signs that say "Don't abort. We will adopt your baby" while more than 400,000 children are languishing in foster care in the United States tells you all you need to know about Evangelical Americans.
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The Late Show w/Stephen Colbert
@BetoORourke
—The Aftermath of UVALDE-3
“Your kid’s life is on the ballot.
Your reproductive rights are on the ballot.
Your ability to marry the person that you love, that’s all on the ballot right now.
This is not Rs and Ds. This is America”