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Nice Job Blow Job.
No one sleeps when I'm awake.

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@DrPhil This chick is borderline ugly #time2bhonest

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@DrOz Tha intranet keeps tellin me bananas cause belly phat?

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@markleggett Tiger Woods

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@Starbucks thanks for the white chocolate mocha, it tastes like a barium swallow. #gross

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Way back Wednesday http://t.co/uDUQYqGrJP

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@yyctransport @ENMAX @cityofcalgary wouldn't it be easier to tweet the few locations where traffic lights are actually working?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country—I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!

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@JustinTrudeau Is this true?

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If you want to disappoint your parents tell them you're dating an artist!

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Playground zones only benefit pedophiles. No one else has time to slow down to watch kids play.

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Rule #1 : never trust anyone who says that they are an artist / photographer or into art or looks like they are into art or wears wool.

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The worst part about my adulthood thus far is finding out that house hippos are fake.

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If your child bites another child do you have to put it to sleep?

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@Premier_Redford Friday follow?

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@Premier_Redford the good news for you is that you are famous and people love hiring famous people!

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@Premier_Redford I understand your situation. I had to quit my job too because I lied to my boss & said I was sick just to go camping.

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@nenshi they don't have kids and now the only one with a hurt back is me. Took your advice, slipped on their uncleared walk. #garbageangel

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@JacobsCreekCA @ariejr eww! Gross!

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@nenshi they also wreaked the fence between our yards. #420no #cantlovemyneighbour

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@nenshi can you please talk me through what this conversation should go like.