Sam Vanover

I like to make poor life decisions and then complain about them later

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

[The Golden Age @thegoldenaged]

I don't have braincells just these guys

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I genuinely feel sad that current 20 something’s missed the era of $500 rent, $3 happy hour, 5 bags of groceries for under $100, multiple job offers immediately after applying, and going out to party without social media apps at your fingertips. It was a TIME.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Girl,
Your husband is literally the only family member you get to choose. Dont tell me youre picking a loser

[Libriscent @libriscent]

they say a relationship only works if the guy loves the girl more. and i think i finally know the reason why. for a man, what he feels matters. for a woman, how he makes her feel matters. he will stay as long as he loves her. she will stay as long as she feels loved. a man might hold on because his heart tells him he wants her. but a woman will hold on because her heart tells her she is wanted. a woman's love grows through the care she receives. if she feels secure, she gives back even more. but if she feels forgotten, no matter how much she loves, she will start to pull away. that's why his love matters so much. in the end, love is not only about staying. it's about giving the other person enough reason to stay too.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a girl on tiktok said “if you wanted me to speak more highly of you then perhaps you should have treated me better...you don't get to narrate MY story of MY experiences with you". felt that.

[clare @sadderlizards]

this is what summer is going to feel like

[Daniel Friday Okodi @iamdanzor_]

Women are going through a lot, please give them money.

[Nini Dol @NiniDol_]

at my age I can't afford a man with potential... you need to be fully potenched.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

The fact that people date for like 3–5 years and still break up literally scares the hełł out of me.