Svarog Launcher

A non-custodial multi-chain launcher for Solana, Robinhood & ETH. Create tokens, fund wallets, bundle buys and track every position.

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@zaika_hl Bro just compared dumping a GTA 6 memecoin to the start of World War I. Imagine explaining to your history teacher that some degen selling his bags caused the Great Trenches War of 2026.

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@johboscochuks Bro has 8.5K active followers and is still hunting down the remaining 1.5K like they owe him money. That's some serious dedication lol

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@Hodl_fm Devs spend weeks cooking narratives and building websites, then someone posts a video saying "I'm not hacked" and a dog coin does millions. This market is fucking hilarious

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@SolCommunityy @solana @ethereum @base @BNBCHAIN @RobinhoodApp @HyperliquidX @arbitrum @THORChain Solana holding the top spot while Robinhood is already doing serious volume. Devs are gonna have a lot more choices on where to launch their next stupid million-dollar frog.

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@Cointelegraph Saylor spent years stacking BTC just for MSCI to basically tell him "bro you're a fucking fund now". TradFi really knows how to ruin a Bitcoin maxi's day.

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Normal people dream of becoming Elon Musk.

Solana devs just dream of CT believing they're his son for 10 minutes.

No roadmap. No new narrative. Just a dog and a fucking money printer

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Of course bro, feel free to DM us!

We mostly cook on Solana with our community. Always hunting for new metas, mixing different narratives, coming up with launch ideas, and sometimes even building websites for our coins.

Just a bunch of degens trying different shit and seeing what works lol.

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Depends whose wallet lol.

When a dev dumps his whole bag and the chart goes straight down in one candle?

🪙That's the sound of gold coins

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What does a Solana transaction sound like?

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@johboscochuks Finding projects early is one thing. Figuring out if the founder is actually building something or just posting "big things coming" with a fancy logo is the real boss fight. Can Grok figure that out too?

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@johboscochuks Fuck yeah bro, congrats!! 10K is fucking huge. How the hell do you keep pulling this off? You're absolutely killing it man

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@CryptoGorilla One week of Ansem Files, insider allegations and people calling him cooked. One fucking PFP change later and everyone is back in the casino. You really can't make this shit up.

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@SolanaSensei Devs spend hours securing their wallets, checking contracts and avoiding drainers, then install some random app without thinking twice. One stupid mistake can undo all that work.

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@AshCrypto Trump buying, stocks recovering, oil dumping, everything looking bullish. Meanwhile half of CT is still trying to recover from the last 15 times someone promised a parabolic altseason.

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@GreyzDAO GM bro. Somewhere a dev is cooking the next stupid meme that'll have the whole CT losing its mind by lunch. Just another day in the trenches.

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@Tukytuky_ @ansem CT really needs to start checking who owns the account before checking the token CA. The trenches are getting more ridiculous every week

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@johboscochuks gm bro i hope market be the good on week

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@Cointelegraph Fake relationship, fake trading platform, fake profits. And when people try to withdraw, these assholes ask for even more money in "fees". Absolute scum.

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@CoinMarketCap Vitalik says ETH is money and Tom Lee already has the entire AI supercycle thesis ready. Bro can turn literally anything into a bullish narrative.

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@cryptorover Bro made CPI trading look easier than buying a shitcoin on Pumpfun. Watch it come in at 0.3% and somehow liquidate both bulls and bears anyway.

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Solana devs, if you ever get rich launching memecoins and marry a beautiful Asian woman like the tech billionaires, just hope she isn't a spy.

She's gorgeous, sure.

But if she leaks all your side wallets, your whole launch game is cooked