Justine Peterson

Widower, Bulldog Mommy, Mermaid, Pinup, Tattoo Collector, Professional Third Wheeler, Gamer, MUA. Instagram: Sveltecorpse, JustinePeterson_MUA.

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

@McDonalds Bring back chicken fajitas with the old salsa!

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

When my 27yr husband was going through chemo, the nurses station had a big bell that if it was your last day of chemo you’d get to ring and everyone would clap and cheer. It literally killed me every time knowing my husband would never get to ring the bell. Selfish I know.

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Love urogynecologist Dr. Stewart @stuboo @midwestpelvis asking for input on ideal office design & want to ask the oncology community something similar:

Given that no one wants to come to a cancer doctor or an infusion suite for chemo, what makes the experience MOST comfortable?

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

We need a show about a vampire who’s a skip driver, who is constantly getting into trouble and tempted cause he gains access to all these condo buildings. Well call it... Damn Skippy

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

The sheer stupidity and #audacity of #men fucking hurts my brain sometimes.
#datingin2020isntworthit #littlebitchboy #imreadytoturnsidesnow

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

@sd42news can someone tell me why my nieces 2nd grade education is more important than my dads extremely immunocompromised life, whom she lives with, or my health as an asthmatic and I care for her after school? Why is there no option for high risk families to learn at home?

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

Working during #covid is weird, yesterday I was onset with an #oscarwinner during his directorial debut and today I’m driving for #skipthedishes

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

So tired of being the #GoodLuckChuck

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

@joshgad my 6 year old niece really likes your eyes in #ArtemisFowl, she said they’re very pretty and she likes the makeup and apparently you sound like #Batman which is super cool

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

@MarkRPellegrino The brothers grimsby

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

@DestinyTheGame so frustrating, your giving us blue balls!! Why make us wait over an hour just standing in the tower?!!

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

@GlamandGore Come to Canada we have cabins in forests, the prettiest rivers and no trump

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

Cars in the shop, bf lives an hour away, so can’t go anywhere and I’m being super adult about it. I’m drunk, and having a Harry Potter marathon.
#HarryPotterMarathon #drunkenstyle #WhiteClaw #theclawislaw

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

Men folk out here measuring #SocialDistancing with the same ruler they measure their dicks with, honey that’s 4ft not 6. #QuarentineTruths #DontTattleOnYourself #COVID19

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

This day and age and @tacobell is still not delivering and not on @SkipTheDishes or @UberEats. In just want tacos

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

Self isolation isn’t that bad, I live alone, get to do what I want when I want, only downside?! There’s a jar of beets I can’t get open. I’ve been battling this stupid jar for 2 weeks now and it hasn’t budged, I’m easy to throw it from the patio!

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

@Disney when do we get a live action #Hercules and can I pretty please work on it?!! #needalovestory #outofworkmua #needsomethingtookforwardto

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

Watching #Drillbit for the first time ever. Cause #COVID19 got me bored as fuck at home alone and I’m not gonna lie, we all need more @ItsJoshPeck in our lives

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

With everyone in #isolation now #TikTok is about to be fire! Can’t wait to watch y’all for hours lol

[Justine Peterson @SvelteCorpse]

@laurenmackenz @SkipTheDishes They are literally the worst