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[SVGeneric @SVGeneric]

Messing with @suno_ai_ again after hearing this. I was shocked at how well it managed to make this, so I ended up using all my daily credits expanding Cereal Carnage into a full song. https://t.co/B1sWplCrNV

[Rusty Godzilla @RustyGodzilla]

Cereal Carnage made with https://t.co/6nUfBqECHz https://t.co/PK42KqZMgD

[QuoteBalrog @QuoteBalrog]

Playing an absolute classic of a game

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Korean man tunes into a Zoom meeting while on a roller coaster. There's no way they didn't know 😂

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

Danhausen has broken The Miz, who is now stuck saying his old catchphrases

"Hoo-Rah!"

"Be Jealous!"

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

This is brilliant, and also adorable

[CDTVthaGoose @CDTVProductions]

never forget

[Mike ☭🇵🇸 @xinspiteofx]

This has been stuck in my head all. Bloody. Day.

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

The story of my professional life told in 54 seconds

No matter how good the pre-planning, no matter how organized it starts out, this is where I end up

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

It's too stable

[excruciate @wiithteeth]

presented without comment

[JORGETA HORAPLAY @canal_horaplay]

Tô fechado com Yoshiaki Koizumi! A MELHOR COISA DA NINTENDO DIRECT É ESSE MEME!

[SVGeneric @SVGeneric]

Late to the party, but I've started watching Season 1 of Tom & Jerry. Same narrative every episode:

Camera enters home
Tom (Cat) tries to catch Jerry
Jerry escapes.

Tom lays a trap
Jerry spots the trap and tricks Tom into falling for his own trap.

15 seasons of this?

[Janet Murray @jan_murray]

Late to the party, but I've started watching Season 1 of House. Same narrative every episode:

Patient has mysterious illness.
Hugh Laurie (House) gets diagnosis wrong.
Patient nearly dies.

Hugh Laurie gets diagnosis wrong again.
Gets threatened with being fired.
Patient nearly dies again.

Hugh Laurie has last minute leftfield idea.
Gets diagnosis right.
Doesn't get fired.

Eight seasons of this?

[SVGeneric @SVGeneric]

> Multiplayer horror game

[SAW @Saw]

the hour of judgement is upon you...

experience SAW: Genesis - a multiplayer horror game.

[the second ellie @kingepic22]

people complaining about tupac in stranger than heaven are really proving that they never listened to his music

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

President Evil (A.I. Video)

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

HR forwarded me a noise complaint about a developer's mechanical keyboard.

They wanted me to confiscate the device and issue a standard membrane keyboard.

Walking to the dev wing takes 10 minutes, and I despise confrontation.

I replied to the HR rep and CC'd the head of engineering.

I stated that the loud clicking sounds were actually a critical acoustic heartbeat monitor for our main database.

I explained that the specific frequency of the Cherry MX Blue switches prevents our load balancers from falling asleep.

If I removed the keyboard, the entire AWS infrastructure would flatline within minutes.

The HR rep immediately withdrew the complaint and apologized for jeopardizing the company's uptime.

The dev still gets to type like an angry typewriter.

The person who complained transferred to a different department to escape the noise.

I haven't left my chair since 9 AM.

Sometimes the best technical support is just telling white lies.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our HR department just migrated all our mandatory compliance training to a new gamified learning management system.

I received an automated email stating I had 48 hours to complete a module on data privacy or my badge would be deactivated.

I logged into the portal and was greeted by a cartoon badger named Barnaby.

Barnaby told me I was about to embark on a security quest.

I'm 44 years old.

I don't want to go on a quest.

The first module was a video about phishing scams produced like a high-budget daytime soap opera.

The actors were inappropriately attractive for a simulated accounts payable department.

The main character, Chad, left his laptop open at a coffee shop while he ordered a matcha latte.

A guy in a black hoodie immediately sat down and downloaded the entire corporate mainframe to a USB drive in four seconds.

Then the video paused and asked me to identify Chad's critical mistake.

The multiple choice options were leaving the device unsecured, using public Wi-Fi, or failing to foster a culture of vigilance.

I clicked the first one.

Barnaby the badger popped up and told me I was technically correct, but I lacked a holistic security mindset.

He deducted 10 "synergy tokens" from my digital wallet.

I didn't even know I had a digital wallet.

The next scenario involved a complex ethical dilemma about accepting gifts from vendors.

A supplier offered the protagonist a branded corporate fleece.

The video framed this as the first step toward international corporate espionage.

I was asked if accepting the fleece was a violation of the anti-bribery statutes.

I clicked yes.

Barnaby congratulated me and awarded me a bronze digital badge of integrity.

I tried to fast-forward through the next video because it was 45 minutes long.

The player immediately froze and a warning message appeared saying Barnaby notices you are rushing.

The video restarted from the very beginning.

I sat there for 45 minutes watching a dramatization of password hygiene while staring blankly at my monitor.

At the end of the quest, I had to take a 50-question final exam.

One question asked how long a visitor badge is valid under the new global security matrix.

I guessed 24 hours.

Barnaby appeared with a sad face and told me it was 12 hours.

I failed the module with an 84 percent.

The passing grade was 85 percent.

Barnaby informed me that my quest must start over.

I considered throwing my company-issued laptop out the window.

Instead, I sent an email to HR asking for an extension.

I got an automated reply saying the HR representative was out of the office on a corporate wellness retreat.

I clicked replay on the video.

Chad is about to leave his laptop at the coffee shop again.

This time I hope the hacker deletes my employee profile entirely.