𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐲

Random Thoughts.

[𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐲 @Sw_BenJ]

Toughest question in interviews "Can you tell us about you?" 💀💀

[Wene @wene084]

Once you masturbate in the morning your entire day is already ruined

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Somoina umingle na sisi poors uku twitter kama wale coolkids walikua wanatufuata chuom ya Keg wakishtuka vile watu wanaishi ivi.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Make a woman angry and she will tell you exactly who you are.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Best way to keep getting richer - Avoid showing off

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Hustle until you see yourself on your Cousin's Status. Family don't post broke people.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Dr Mbiti Should know there are people who are contented with getting 100k monthly or 50k. Not all people want to be millionaires and billionaires. The world would be imbalanced.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

I stopped negotiating with Uber drivers when it comes to prices. Initially, I used to do it ndio wanibebe but nowadays I just cancel and tell them good luck. The economy is fucking us both in the ass nanii I'll just tip the modest one, not the entitled one.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unfortunately I have a bad habit of not talking to people unless they start talking to me first. So hmm, guess my zodiac?

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Please tell the Gen Z there's something called a resignation letter, you call these guys and ask them if they aren't reporting to work, they tell you, "I already left for you that job of yours"

[☆ @_kirobon]

Mbona mkenya ukienda kwa Elon ama Fabrizio na tingatinga yako unauma 100 views Lakini countries zingine within 10 mins mtu ako 2k views?

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Mpesa inaingia safaricom wananitext offer zao...buana hii pesa ni ya pombe sitaki credo mimi

[RudeBwoy ™☠️🏴‍☠️ @RudeBwoy_254]

Huyu gathee ni kama alikuwa anatoa lyrics kwa setbooks bana.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Energy never lies btw..ukifeel vibe ya mtu iko off..RUN!

[AnaBanana @femalepencil]

Why don’t Americans use WhatsApp?????

[Kate🪔 @LadyKatln]

Kunyonga is always shameful until uanze kumeza ARVs

[Slime G ♣️ @nj8gu]

Kijana wa landlord haamini nilikua nimelipa babake rent ya mwaka mzima in cash before aende sayuni

[TIMRA🍟 @ragirasimchezo]

Nimeanza kuelewa mbona wanaume uachia dem mtoto kama wamesonga.

[Bella Morris @Belorris]

If Russia is banned from the World Cup for attacking Ukraine, why isn’t the United States banned for attacking Iran?

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

One of the reasons I prefer prostitutes is that they will always listen plus they will never judge you

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

ukiwa kwa fundraising ya rich kids lazima uulize currency anytime they mention a figure, wanaeza sema 10k wewe udhani ni kes kumbe ni dollars.