@SFoskett Have some coffee and other high-acid foods, you won't just be able to write your name in snow, you'll be able to write your name in pavement. Yeah Boyeee!
Roll Yo Clock Back Boyee! Or simply use NTPv4 (RFC 5905) with cryptographic authentication and set the proper time zone and DST settings. Whatev works homie!
@BadAtNetworking I applaud your aggressive change window practices. You should consider performing change windows randomly as part of your "Chaos Engineering" initiatives emulating the best practices of @netflix.