Not a website.

if you want my Twitter handle you better be offering six figures.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

.@GovTimWalz PARDONED an illegal alien CHILD RAPIST.

Tou Lou Vang, from Laos, REPEATEDLY RAPED a 10 year old child — and Tim Walz’s pardon shields him from deportation.

This is the type of illegal alien criminal Tim Walz and Minnesota sanctuary politicians are protecting over American citizens.

[Nelson Brands @nelson_brands]

And three $5 bets on Iowa Football got me BANNED???

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

This is Noah Shannon, model citizen, slated to be Hawkeye senior defensive captain 2023. He had guilt pangs for having bet $10 on the Iowa Women's Basketball team in the 2023 NCAA tournament. The only bet he ever made. He turned himself in to coaches for the transgression who forwarded it to the NCAA.

They ruled him inelligible for the entire season, effectively ending his career. If the NCAA allows someone else to play after making thousands of bets, including many on his own team, I am going to fucking riot

[Tedd Buddwell 🏀🏈 @TedBuddy8]

@ShamsCharania Clear intent and no suspension

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Hall of Famer Kevin Garnett is reuniting with the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Lynx in a new, all-encompassing role involving business, community efforts and content development, sources told ESPN. His long-awaited No. 21 Wolves jersey retirement will also happen in Minnesota.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[Becky Weiss @Becky_Weiss_]

I have been mass deleting comments on IG of people celebrating. How far gone as a human being must you be to find yourself in a position celebrating an assassination attempt on someone who you simply disagree with politically?

How far gone must you be?

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

The Pohlads saw this and thought

"Yeah let's cut payroll and eventually trade everyone"

[Zach Halverson @ZachHalverson]

Contrary to popular belief, the Canadian wildfires are not to blame for the smoke in the Twin Cities. It's actually emanating from a dumpster fire at 1 Twins Way.

[Phil Mackey 🎙 @PhilMackey]

Truly a masterclass by the Twins — from ownership down to the field staff and even some players — on how to light fan interest on fire over 20 months.

[Twins Gems @TwinsGems]

2006 MLB All-Star Game.

@johansantana against National League.

1.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 1 K

American League wins 3-2.

FACT: Johan Santana and David Wright, who grounded into an inning ending double play here, eventually became teammates on the Mets.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Sources: Naz Reid to sign 5-year, $125M deal to stay with Wolves - via ESPN https://t.co/PMG5ZTrN3Z

[Twins Gems @TwinsGems]

June 19, 2007.

@johansantana against Mets.

9.0 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 1 K

#MNTwins win 9-0.

FACT: Johan Santana has his first career extra base hit in this game. He finished his career with 12 doubles, one triple, and one home run.

[skate. @skate]

we're incredibly stoked to announce that skate. will be launching in Early Access in 2025. we'll share more details on what to expect in the coming months.

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

#Vikings legend @johnnyrandle93 was an absolute menace. He really referred to himself as the Minnesota mosquito because of how annoying he was 🤣

John Randle’s tactics led to Trent Dilfer being kicked out of the game back in 1995, which was voted as the oddest and most surprising ejection in NFL history:

🎥: @NFLFilms

[Not a website. @Swaay]

@Carla_Rivera @BrowardHealth @BrittLQ It is so incredibly tiring being tagged by social media interns that can't do their job correctly.

[Stevie @RaptorsShaq]

My wife asked me if I did the dishes. I yelled "Joel Embiid!"

She frowned. She knew they were dirty

[The Daily Wolves @TheDailyWolves]

Loyal ones know

[Heavens! @HeavensFX]

Hawkeye hero
Idea from @TJDeChico