The Swaffham Badger

I am the Swaffham Badger, an aristocratic yet noble old chap.

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

Good day, I am the Swaffham Badger and I run this manor.

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@chaz598 @dent_alistair Exactly, what sorta bail did you think I meant son?

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@keeeeeeeeef @dent_alistair @SwaffhamOtter I was going to say @SwaffhamOtter and I are like @antanddec but we’ll not go there..

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@DrDasB Decent bit of grub, cheers. I’ll pop back sometime. 🤜

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@NotLordAshcroft If I’d have known it was THE Michael Gove, I would’ve asked for an autograph..

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@fittontom @Gemsz75 @Burforders @nikniknature @Kevyla Jason, is that you?!

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@iwaoienthusiast I’m alright! My leg is killing me though. Could’ve stopped to check on me though!

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@Bear_env I wasn’t wearing my #hunter wellies as you can see!

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@tracydavidson27 I’m in tears too

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@Greenyy_ And I rolled out the other side. My arm is killing me. Thanks for stopping to check on me - not!

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@Greenyy_ @aceyyyy_cs Not sure what happened to my tweet, I’ll try again.

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

My arse isn’t rough. I use @johnsonsbaby I’ll have you know! https://t.co/OuG7OkrFnx

[Armchair Critic @TV_Fauteuil]

Mary is as rough as a badger's arse. Roaring insults from the kitchen #therestaurant

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

Me and @SwaffhamOtter have been bailed. They’ve taken the cigs, we’re fooming. https://t.co/EK3Izx94sm

[Watton and Swaffham Times @WSTimes24]

A series of raids carried out in parts of King’s Lynn and Swaffham in relation to the illegal importation of tobacco and money laundering has led to 19 arrests. https://t.co/8Dyv3jvu8J

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@Swaffham_TownFC My bad lads, I let my bath water out a bit last minute!

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@SwaffhamOtter It’s us against this town old chum, I’m a loving badger, not a fighter

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Good day, I am the Swaffham Badger and I run this manor.

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@DerehamMouse alright mousey?

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@wefail @WankyWeather It was more like 28mph & my leg is killing me now. Sorry though mate, I didn’t see you coming.

[The Swaffham Badger @SwaffhamBadger]

@SaveOurSparrows @Badgergate @pshughes_paul I was having a kip - I’m alright don’t worry!