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you better follow me

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#lieswetell you're hotter than @justinbieber (pshttt it would never happen)

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#lieswetell "I don't know"

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#lieswetell I'm too busy

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#lieswetell I did all my chores

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#lieswetell I am going to be with you forever

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#lieswetell I love your shirt!

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#lieswetell you're pretty

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#thatawkwardmomentwhen autocorrect just gets dirty

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#thatawkwardmomentwhen you can think of an awkward moment

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#thatawkwardmomentwhen you're watching a movie and your parents walk in and it turns into complete porn

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#thatawkwardmomentwhen Holly Bobo accepts your friend request on facebook

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#summerbreak-the pool, wearing flip-flops, laying out, relaxing, no schoolwork, going to the beach, sleeping in, and just having a good time

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#youwerecooluntil you stopped being cool...

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#youwerecooluntil you hated me

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#youwerecooluntil you got a drivers license

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#youwerecooluntil you deleted me off facebook

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#youwerecooluntil you blew me off because you got a boyfriend/girlfriend

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#youwerecooluntil you started dating her...

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People that like me one day and hate me the next really tick me off. #justsaying