SwallowInTheTeapot

*all the arts i post r commissions bc i cant draw anything except for birds
*i ship EVERYTHING
ao3 is SwallowInTheTeapot
小红书 is SpringDay

[SwallowInTheTeapot @Swallowinthepot]

由此可得喝了vodka的中国人可以飞两次。太好了！

[SwallowInTheTeapot @Swallowinthepot]

喝vodka的人能飞（无端联想

[你骂老人 @kutou63187]

我一直想把这个放在置顶来着

[SwallowInTheTeapot @Swallowinthepot]

the translation is so bad it makes no sense :( 二百五 (literally two hundred and fifty) is a mild way to say "stupid/reckless child"!

[SwallowInTheTeapot @Swallowinthepot]

Happy Independence Day!
恭喜米米在sovereign state层面上正式成为了一位二百五！！
#aph #rusame #amerus

[SwallowInTheTeapot @Swallowinthepot]

@OneThirdSalmon 太正常了！这个x的推流完全无规律...

[SwallowInTheTeapot @Swallowinthepot]

THIS IS SOOOO CUTE IM CRYING
#rusame #amerus #aph

[SwallowInTheTeapot @Swallowinthepot]

i forgot to post this commission lol it's from... a few weeks ago? wait. months.
i'll update the artist's name once i have time!
#aph #rochu #idontknowwhichtagisfortopchinabottomrussiasowhateveridontreallycareaboutdistinguishingtopsandbottoms

[SwallowInTheTeapot @Swallowinthepot]

nearly put a rochu fanart and a rusame one in the same post. i now have good reason to believe that writing two research papers has permanently damaged my brain...

[Izzy @the_tamed_poet]

AO3 is free but at what cost
(Answer: your sleep schedule, your sanity, and your attachment to fictional men/women)

[angel @angelshit]

I hired that mosquito to bite you

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[SwallowInTheTeapot @Swallowinthepot]

@yuhanxiao15 @yuerQwQ 谢谢您，我的大脑变光滑了许多

[Pearl🪐 @pearlmuffins]

I hate people like this

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

no reason to be a people pleaser since people are never fucking pleased

[45.206 MHᴢ @45_206MHz]

其实我本来没有政治倾向的，只不过长大之后你们都说不种族歧视不歧视lgbtqia+保护女性权力保护动物关爱大自然这些普世价值观叫白左。我也这样稀里糊涂地成左人了

[• @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[kage @sukikage_]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful