Scott M 🐀

He/They | I'm on the other one now:

[Scott M 🐀 @Swammingly]

I've been officially #RatVerified

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[Scott M 🐀 @Swammingly]

@Jenn_the_Judge I would suggest they do a pod of 6 but w/ 3 packs of 20 or 4 packs of 15 so none of the cards get lonely in the box.

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I love #eCheese more than anything

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@PleasantKenobi Aye aye captain

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@CantEverDie If June drops an iron anvil from the top of a building onto her wife the anvil will fall through the surrounding medium of less dense air but will crush her wife.

"Gravity" is woke

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@Jenn_the_Judge I would think since 603.7e declares the Ruthless Lawbringer as the source for the reflexive trigger, you get 2 etbs, and 4 destroys.

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@talkingtomary00 Bro's speed running the spinnies

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Okay so what if there was like a Valentine's Day but instead of going on a date with your SO you like hang out with your friends and drink beer I think that would be cool

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@MAGIndieArcade

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@lucisev This is true. She's a stax queen and I'm just a silly little combo boy 😞

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@CantEverDie Oh, we know

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@CantEverDie You know you're getting too close to the truth when the Matrix starts fighting you

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@lily_lxndr But you KNOW her swag isn't as different and her bitches aren't as bad

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My life be like ooh ahh ooh

[Scott M 🐀 @Swammingly]

@RottenTunaGames My dad gave me the four sneeze gene and I will never forgive him for it

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@soychotic I like to think that if I have one thread on a synchronized swim team they're always in sync, but if I have more than one thread doing totally different things in the water nobody is gonna call that synchronized swimming.

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@fartcheeto I think this would fix me

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@adefgames @dannyb21892 Foolish mortal, have you ever even heard of a BIT MASK

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@1find1 @adefgames @Dr4gonBlitz I have bad news for you Peps

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@EcheeseZone This is the day I've been waiting for my whole life