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Shatire.

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@DavidLammy It's basically daytime, the weather is normal, my driver is waiting in my fuck-off SUV and do I look like someone who gives a shit about disposable coffee cups?

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@markoftheD It's a terrible idea. Define critical thinking.

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@GerardBattenUK Never going to happen. But it's no surprise that a Brexiter entertains fantasy.

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@UKBrexitParty1 What's the opposite to you?

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@realDonaldTrump #IStandWithSadiqKhan

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@davidco97917870 Ha ha, 'coloured people', who says that in the 21st century, you self-defeating troglodyte.

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@NJamesWorld From your follow-backs that 'anyone can get'. Well done.

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@andrewsduncan1 Explain why it should.

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@GaymerChat Patrick Stewart ending every direction with "Make it so."

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@SurreyAmps Two. One to put their fingers in the socket and the other to hold the bulb and say it will all be fine.

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@freepeeper My arse, the papers want a pic of them together.

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@AlexJayBrady @thomasbrake @JeanneBartram @Nigel_Farage Give him a chance and he'll do so much more damage than that.