Matthew Swanston

secretly and condescendingly judging your memes since 2014

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

@NeonFurnace Listen to Friends of Mr. Cairo with your eyes closed

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

@NeonFurnace Yeah man! That’s the “One” similarities, just rips into a heavy riff. Feel like no one ever talks about that song but I think it deserves its place at the table

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

I hate the Astros but love the mythos of Verlander, is there a safe space for me? #ALCS

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

@NeonFurnace Separate ways, specifically

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

@NeonFurnace Would Journey be a good example of that

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

@TylerMahanCoe I always liked the Spanish (Portuguese?) version of crying in mulholland drive more than the Roy Orbison version, am I still as cool as I thought I was?

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

@ElliottFPrice @HunterZThompson @MLB If a game has this level of entertainment who cares about the length. No one complains about The Godfather or a Sergio Leone film

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

I hate the Red Sox, but I really hate the Astros

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

Cross check that, sergachev

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

#Weber4Shootout

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

Sports net campaigning for Muzzin to get the Norris after that one #Habs

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

Abba had the best bass riffs don’t at me

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

When I was 12 teaching myself guitar, I ended up learning all these old “white” songs I’d never heard IRL. I’d guess at tempo. No internet/streaming yet. Just guitar books.

Just had the surreal experience of hearing “Cool Change” for the 1st time but knowing all the words.

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I'm sorry but, what?

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

People really blaming price for this lose? Guy saved like three goals when it was a two goal lead for Ottawa.. Made two great saves on stuztle in the dying minutes. Great game by Price, can’t fault him on this one

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

I have a new cell mate. In three days, using boxes, string and toothpaste for glue, he's built bookcases, holders, and a host of things.

If we turned this fucker loose in a hardware store I think we'd have a teleporter in short order.

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

The corpse of Joan Jett

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

@Lavoiemike18 Not even a question Mike. Healthy KD is the best player offensive player in the league.. First option on that stacked Warriors team

[Matthew Swanston @Swanston30]

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