Swapoon

Swap your crypto in a few clicks. No account, no custody. XMR, BTC, ETH, USDC and more.

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Swapoon is now listed on and sponsoring @XMRHub_org, one of the central directories for the Monero ecosystem.

Non-custodial swaps, no accounts, no KYC, full XMR both ways. Glad to back the people building it out.

#Monero #XMR

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Sometimes upstream providers serve stale rates hours old, 3-8% below market.

We built a sanity guard: every quote is cross-checked against market rates. Deviates too much? Rejected. You never see it.

Your rate should be the rate.

#Monero #noKYC

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

A privacy feature you have to opt into is a privacy feature most people won't use.

The 2026 rally is proving it in public, one transparent address at a time.

#Monero #Privacy

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Every order on Swapoon ships with an Ed25519-signed Letter of Guarantee.

Rate, amount, timestamp signed at creation, stored verbatim, verifiable offline with a script that imports nothing.

Don't trust me. Check the signature.

https://t.co/aMmCNlkTmF

#Monero #NoKYC

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Our internal escalation procedure for "I forgot which order was mine".

#NoKYC #XMR

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

A privacy service that keeps logs "for security" has already lost.

The threat model isn't the attacker who breaks in. It's the operator who complies with a request — and can.

Build so that you can't.

#Monero #NoKYC #Privacy

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Every Swapoon order ships with an Ed25519-signed Letter of Guarantee.

The rate, the amount, the timestamp signed at creation, stored verbatim, verifiable offline with a Python script that imports nothing.

You shouldn't have to trust me. Check the signature.

#Monero #NoKYC

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Non-custodial isn't a feature you add. It's a set of things you refuse to build.

No balances. No withdrawals. No admin button that moves someone else's coins because there's nothing to move.

Architecture as a promise.

#Monero #XMR

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Every other swap platform onboarding flow vs mine.

#NoKYC #Monero

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

The strongest privacy feature is the data you never wrote down.

No account. Nothing to leak, subpoena, or breach.

#Monero #NoKYC

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Your access log is 90% bots. Mine used to be.

Now nginx routes the noise to a separate file via map. Suddenly the real log is short enough to read line by line and I can actually see the humans.

Signal isn't found. It's separated.

#nginx #DevOps

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

No account. No email. No cookie. No JavaScript required.

The whole thing works on Tor at Safest. Not as a fallback as the design target.

Privacy you have to enable isn't privacy.

#XMR #Privacy

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Most swap platforms ask you to trust them.

Mine signs every order with Ed25519 and hands you the public key. Verify it offline, with a 200-line Python script, no dependencies.

Trust is a UX failure. Proof is the feature.

#XMR #Privacy

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

"Privacy coin" makes it sound like a setting you switch on.

On Monero, every transaction is private by default there's no transparent mode to forget to disable. That default is the entire point.

#Monero #Privacy

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Building something people use once and forget is harder than building something sticky.

A good swap tool has no "engagement." You come, you swap, you leave. That's the win, not the funnel.

#buildinpublic

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

"I'll just use a fresh address every time" isn't privacy it's admin.

On a transparent chain, addresses still get clustered and linked.

Monero handles it at the protocol level, so you don't have to play defense forever.

#Monero #Privacy

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

"My wallet is anonymous, it's not linked to my name."

Until you cash out, or reuse an address, or a chain analysis firm clusters your activity.

On a transparent ledger, anonymous rarely stays anonymous. Monero starts private instead.

#Monero #Privacy

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

A common myth: "I use a VPN, so my crypto is private."

Your VPN hides your IP. It does nothing about a public ledger that records every transaction forever.

Different layers, different problems.

#Monero #Privacy

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

Swapping into Monero doesn't erase your history it protects everything after.

Your pre-swap trail stays public. XMR breaks the chain going forward, not backward. Worth knowing before you rely on it.

#Monero #Privacy

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

The interesting shift in crypto isn't price. It's that "no-KYC" went from a niche demand to a baseline expectation in about two years.

#Privacy #NoKYC

[Swapoon @Swapooner]

An account is just a liability with a login screen.

So we skipped it. No credentials to steal, no database to breach and every order signed so you can verify instead of trust.

#Monero #Privacy