Gerhard Swart

[Gerhard Swart @SwartGs]

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[Gerhard Swart @SwartGs]

@AramexSA delivers the winelands to your door #aramexsipnship

[Gerhard Swart @SwartGs]

springboks... Get on a plane and come home... Playing "rugby" the way u are is a discrace to our country @Springboks @SuperSportBlitz

[Gerhard Swart @SwartGs]

Hahaha Adam-Ashley Cooper... Going for soccer tactics, milking the penalty. #SSrugby

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This fridge is on point

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, You answer that shit.

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

I asked my wife what women really want. She said "Attentive lovers"... or maybe she said "a tent full of lovers" I really wasn't listening.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Chocolate comes from cocoa,
which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Tupac wrote the book of rap. Eminem finished it. And lil wayne still can't read it.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Bitches be like.. "I don't like you"

I be like....
♕
KEEP
CALM
I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHO YOU ARE

[Tony A. Gaskins Jr @TonyGaskins]

You can't expect someone that's closer to satan than God to love and respect you. You can't bargain with the devil.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been so awkward.

"What are you doing? Why are you holding me??" "Shhh just trust me"

[Marc Morano @ClimateDepot]

Global Sea Ice Area Highest This Millennium, Approaching An All Time Record High http://t.co/Ol4VOgvcbj

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

I'm really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it's probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises