swartzwalker

Retired Army helicopter pilot, amateur gamer and professional jackass.

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What if I were to tell you that the internet doesn’t have to be used for rudeness or vitriol? Kindness and courtesy never go out of style friends.

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@OmoAluko11 If only worlds could collide.

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@samreich Fawlty Towers is perhaps the funniest show to ever air on tv.

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@eahill I would like to speak with you about your plane. I’ve sent my contact info to you through your marketplace ad.

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@TiVo seriously? I went to cancel my TiVo device and the cancel button doesn’t actually click. Thinking it was just because of my iPad I tried it on the computer and when you click cancel nothing happens. A shady practice for a company that until now I’ve thought highly of.

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@USPSHelp I ordered stamps and a few collectibles from your website. The tracking info says it’s been in shipping for close to three weeks. What are my options if the post office can’t deliver their own products?

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Of all the bait and switch false advertising! @PlanetFitness 24/7 on the window and advertising.

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@LauraBaileyVO I thought I heard your voice in the trailer for Sid Meyer’s Civilization VII. Is that you?

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@amandahamon started a new Ghost of Saltmarsh (set on the Sword Coast) campaign to lead up to Eve of Ruin. They should be level 10 by launch. Any tips or threads you can share with me that I can weave into the adventure, to foreshadow the upcoming adventure?

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@oryxeleven Great choices! I have seen a Dungeons and Dragons one before. There is an amazing Pinball Hall of Fame in Vegas you should check out.

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@SarahDaniels It looks like a Thomas Kinkade painting. It has to be tough leaving it behind. Best of luck in your new homes.

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@SarahDaniels Congratulations on this huge achievement!

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@SarahDaniels Great job!

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@SarahDaniels And a sweet G1000 with synthetic vision! That will be a great plane to learn instruments in. How did the side stick flying go?

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@SarahDaniels Woah! Driving your Porsche to the airport to fly your turbo Cirrus. It’s a tough life but someone has to live it. 😂

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@SarahDaniels Sweet ride! I’ve never flown a cirrus, what’s the verdict?

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@SarahDaniels Well done. Sound like a pro on the radio too!

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@BDaveWalters It’s certainly one of the greatest books ever written! I liked the movie too, a great example of how to adapt a book.

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@SarahDaniels What a great feeling! Congratulations on being legit!

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@PicturesFoIder Wyatt Earp

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@SHelmigh 10 Euro is almost criminally cheap. Get the book. It’s amazing! Hell, the cover is worth €10.