2 year old was all ready for bed, and then dead serious said "I pooped". And I said really, are you serious? And she said "yeah, I pooped". So I undid all of her clothes and sleep sack and checked and she was clean and then she said "I'm joking you". Getting trolled already
When I point my remote control directly at the television, it barely
works.
If I accidentally sit on it, it will switch from peacock to netflix, turns on closed captioning, and turns itself on and off 4 times.
🚨 ABDUL IS INSANE.
Jesse presses him on sex changes for minors.
Abdul’s response:
“Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised, Jesse?”
Jesse: “That is a personal question, Doctor.”
Abdul doubles down, comparing circumcision of infant boys to the procedures being done on gender-confused kids. He says Jesse is “selective” for opposing one and not the other.
Jesse’s reply:
“Circumcision is different than castration… Michigan’s not going for that. That is sick stuff.”
Abdul needs to be kept away from children.
Therapist: When did your anxiety start?
Me: In elementary school when I used to count
ahead to figure out which paragraph I'd have
to read so I could practice in my head.
🚨 LMAO!! FBI Director Kash Patel is INFURIATING Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D)
HOLLEN: Do you know it's a CRIME to lie to Congress?!
PATEL: The only one who lied to Congress is YOU. Maybe the next time you run up a $7,000 bar tab we can talk about it. It's in the FEC report. I'll post it RIGHT NOW! Hang on. *Turns around in gestures to post it*
HOLLEN: It wasn't public money!!
PATEL: OH, so it WAS a $7,000 bar tab!
😂😂😂 @FBIDirectorKash
Thank YOU, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent for FINANCIALLY CUTTING OFF IRAN! Now PLEASE do the SAME with THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD and CAIR!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I was already completely supportive of the tariffs on Canada.
But now that I’ve seen how many Democrats are PISSED about it I realized it must be better for the country than I first thought!!
Now I support it even more!!
🚨JASMINE CROCKETT’S LITTLE SISTER JUST GOT BOOKED FOR THREATENING TO KILL GOVERNOR GREG ABBOTT — AND JASMINE WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE IN THE GALLERY!
The family business just got federal.
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Jasmine Crockett can’t even get hired by a law firm in Texas… which is a shame, because her little sister is one of 14 people charged with terroristic threats against a state official for threatening Governor Greg Abbott’s life.
Esmerelda Jeanine Crockett was booked in Houston Superior Court on a warrant issued by the Texas Rangers. Her sister was sitting in the gallery looking on.
The soon-to-be-former Congresswoman already destroyed her own credibility when she publicly declared that anyone who didn’t vote for her was a racist — making her law degree useless for anything but kindling.
Little Crockett now faces up to four years in prison and a $100,000 fine.
Share this everywhere so Texas and the whole country see the family legacy!
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CLARENCE THOMAS IS THE GOAT! 🐐🔥
The Left thinks your skin color dictates how you MUST think.
Justice Thomas completely WIPED THE FLOOR with that:
"I'm not confused. YOU'RE confused... with someone who's been in indentured servitude! I DECLINE that invitation!" ‼️
AMERICANS FIRST! 🇺🇸🔥
🚨 BREAKING — MAJOR FAFO: Traitor US Airman Jason Watson has officially been CRIMINALLY charged within the military and arrested after a NGO-connected stunt where he demanded Trump’s impeachment IN UNIFORM, per CNN
This traitor just got slapped with 10 VIOLATIONS! 🔥
Hold nothing back.
He asked for this.
Today I was driving with my mom, and she turned to me and said “where’s Paul?”
I said “I’m right here.”
She looked at me for a moment and said again “Where’s Paul?”
I again answered, “I’m right here.”
She kind of sneered and then sighed, and said “MY SON Paul.”
I waved,and again said “I’m right here.”
She just shook her head in disgust and looked out the window and didn’t respond.
Alzheimer’s is heartbreaking. No cute story tonight.
I remember during COVID when my late husband, a family practice doctor, called in a prescription to CVS and the pharmacist refused to fill it.
COVID gave these pharmacists the power to undermine a doctor’s treatment plan—something that should never have happened. My husband was furious and said this had never occurred in his 30 years of practice.
He eventually found a family-owned compounding pharmacy that filled the prescriptions.
This is exactly what Senator Johnson was talking about when he questioned Fauci: they made drugs like ivermectin impossible to obtain because they worked, so they could secure emergency use authorization for the COVID vaccine.
Last night I was up from 1 AM to 7 AM doing emergency surgeries.
I’m tired.
A few years back, I would have been angry and frustrated that I didn’t get any sleep.
But to my surprise, last night was full of peace.
I’m a long ways off, but God has done something profound in me.
He’s taught me to be content in all circumstances.
The ups and downs of life don’t toss me like waves anymore.
And it’s because of one thing: I’m starting to live for His glory, not my own life.
Bad days are now an opportunity to depend on Him and respond to life in a way that brings Him glory.
This is the power of the gospel.
This is what it means to be free.
This is what Jesus can do for you.
Another lesson from the Lindsay Clancy case is that when you have a woman that is a void,nothing will satisfy her
Patrick Clancy hired nannies, stayed home with her,did errands for her, saved money so she could stay home, and women say that wasn't enough
What more did she need?