Brandi Dermott

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

Feel like I'm having an ugly stage 🙈

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

I just wanna live in a big house on a farm with cows, horses, pigs and chickens 🐮🐴🐷🐔
#oneday

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

Ready to make some changes

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

I'm that girl that will post something and delete it if I don't get 5 likes within the 3 min it's up 🙈💁🏼
#sorrynotsorry

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

It's hard when you need to say goodbye to your best friend

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Totally caved and tossed my daughter the keys to the car. She looked really happy as they bounced off her tiny infant face.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My infant daughter's traumatized for life. 50 Shades of Grey = Worst fucking coloring book ever.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

When you feel like your birthday is just in important this year

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

All guys are full of shit 💩💩💩💩 leave me alone 🖕🏼

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

The most crankiest I've ever been in my entire life

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

Want to find out who your true friends are? Get pregnant 💩

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

I don't know if I don't care about what you've done or I just don't care about you anymore...

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

Almost there!! ☀️💙😎
#36Weeks #4WeeksToGo #Bikini #Fit #FitPregnancy #Summer #Love #SoonToBeMommy 💋 https://t.co/IOeFkhiDRh

[Brandi Dermott @SweetB_16]

What if we were made for each other 🌸

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

That moment when you see a hot fireman and contemplate setting your apartment on fire...