Evelyn C.

Still figuring it out. Helping you figure it out too. Mental health is everything. Live your life for you.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

What about the fifth one?

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

How do we still call this the land of the free?! America is a global joke sometimes. https://t.co/rjiVQPmv6i

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Damn. Rich White men in America really don't have any real problems to deal with, huh?

[Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX]

I’ll NEVER give up my gas stove. If the maniacs in the White House come for my stove, they can pry it from my cold dead hands. COME AND TAKE IT!!

[LaVonne Idlette, OLY @idlette]

So how the carribean grocery stores don’t have inflation but Publix target and fresh market does. Somebody lying

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Just set a spider free (very calmly, I might add) so there's my good deed for the day 🕷️

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

These phone companies need to stop with making lower quality products so you'll buy a new one faster. I literally can't see anything in the gutter of my Z flip 3. BUYER BEWARE. The Z Flip 4 uses the same irreplaceable screen that they don't make. @SamsungSupport @SamsungMobile

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

The levels and layers of disrespect to your customers @SamsungSupport @SamsungMobile when you legit insist "you need this for the phone to work" but "we don't make a replacement for it even though we know it stops working for everyone"

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Anyone else feel the exact moment their seasonal depression kicked in? #justwondering

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

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[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

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[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

I could be eating bacon right now, but I'm not and I'm sad about it.

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

. @Wawa What's the timeline on coming to San Diego? There's enough Philly transplants down here to support it. And we're in dire need of hoagies, krimpets, and soft pretzels 😫

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Me: laying in bed for hours unable to sleep
My brain: so I heard we're doing sadness & depression. Here's a bunch of sad memories including ones you've long forgotten about!
Me: can't you just let me sl...
My brain: 🎵 Meeehhhm-reeeees 🎶

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

My co-worker told me today that she thought I was in my late 20s and I don't care who says it or how many times I hear it I'm always delighted because I feel like I should be in a rocking chair in a nursing home with a crochet blanket on my lap. So at least I got that goin for me

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Do you ever feel heavy yet empty at the same time?

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Me, a Philly native in Philly "I won't even consider shorts until it hits 80 degrees."
Me, a California transplant in Cali "80 degrees?! It is HOT out here today!"

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Somebody tell those kids to quiet down. It's 8pm, I'm trying to sleep!

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Me feeling like absolute trash and wondering if it's COVID, auto-immune disease, lung disease, hunger, dehydration or my period 🤔

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Is it weird to require 10 to 12 hours of sleep every night after a long day of barely doing anything?

[Evelyn C. @SweetCMe]

Just remembering that my ex got a couple's tattoo WITHOUT ME, so now he has a lifelong reminder of me on his body and I have no physical record of my poor choice in companionship 😎