Diana

“I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt”

[Diana @SweetDee021]

I DID IT TWITTER FAM!

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[S E L F M A D E ひ @Tezmuney_1k]

grieving & grinding one hell of a combo

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

finished a book before it was due back at the library without renewing it #notilliterate

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

Not @HEB Butter Tortillas 🔥

[🕸️ @recreatings]

imagine hating on me and im in my room like this

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

“ reading is so peaceful !!”

me, reading:

[Ndlolothi @ManqobaMbuli_]

I’m now officially the relative that is seen once a year.

[☆ @mnhyl_]

last stage of grief is not talking about it with your friends

[Diana @SweetDee021]

@thedumbzone 🤣🤣🤣

[danni @starboymingi]

i was born to attend concerts and travel, not work a 9-5 🤮

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with @HEB.

It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship.

They leap into action, no questions asked to help.

If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.

[Kevin Turner @ktfuntweets]

They change things up on us quick in this world, so enjoy you’re every minute while you have it.

[jade💕. @PrettygirllJade]

At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you!?

[Appart Design @AppartDesign]

Manifesting

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

i understand him completely