Large Oliver

First I lol'd. Then I serious'd | Parody account. | Never been retired ong | Not Impersonating

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

Ice on my wrist like I'm Bobby Drake

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@RiseLordWilson Didn't even know he had Twitter

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@TheFlamingOmen I thought fairys were like, 5 inches tall

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@RiseLordWilson Why would anyone ever need 24 carrots

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

Did I drink tea from the wrong kettle again or have you always been gold

[✘ 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍 @RiseLordWilson]

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

#GoldenFuture

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@Cases4Baskets @RiseLordWilson If that's the case just go to Switzerland, 10X better water

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@RiseLordWilson Why are you taking your clothes all the way to Sweden to clean them

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@RiseLordWilson Like the city in Sweden?

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@RiseLordWilson Easiest shit ever, just beat the clothes up until they decide to be clean

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@RiseLordWilson Springs do be awesome

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

So Lucy punched her mom in the face? Hardcore.

[Thaïs Empristikí ❤️‍🔥 @TheFlamingOmen]

Yeah, yeah it is. The crazy part is she was kind of like my mom too. Like she’s Lucy‘s actual mom, but she took me in, she trained me and gave me a home when I was 19 and alone.

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

Dog your life sounds insane.

[Thaïs Empristikí ❤️‍🔥 @TheFlamingOmen]

Lucy did a lot of things to her. I’m sure punching was in there. I tried but one of her minions kidnapped, my fiancé in the middle of the match. That was a whole thing.

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

Did you punch it in the face? Punching spirits in the face works, in my experience.

[Thaïs Empristikí ❤️‍🔥 @TheFlamingOmen]

Let’s just say, she was being possessed by her own ancestral spirit. But it’s OK. Lucy fixed it.

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

I've got time

[Thaïs Empristikí ❤️‍🔥 @TheFlamingOmen]

It’s a long story.

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

How the fuck does a witch get better?

[Thaïs Empristikí ❤️‍🔥 @TheFlamingOmen]

We didn’t. We just pissed off a witch. It’s OK she got better.

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

Don't get jumped by zombies fr.

[Thaïs Empristikí ❤️‍🔥 @TheFlamingOmen]

Felt like it too.

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

Looks like something out of Resident Evil

[Thaïs Empristikí ❤️‍🔥 @TheFlamingOmen]

Reminds me of that time @LucilleTheriot and I took the house tour!

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@infectLAZ It's not even the good kind of hot either.

[Large Oliver @SweetestLegend]

@infectLAZ Isn't it like, summer now though.