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@d7bkuju The collection drops

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Be careful what you agree to when your children are yelling questions to you through the bathroom door while you are taking a shower. I came out and everyone was drinking coke. I thought I had authorized toast.

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@jpodhoretz You must check out the British comedy, Friday Night Dinner.

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.@GovParsonMO, please do not let Missouri execute
@innocence @the_MIP client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person — where there is overwhelming evidence that his trial was constitutionally unfair — on 9/24. https://t.co/7jfvPNGx9H

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With so little time until #MarcellusWilliams is set to be executed tomorrow, Sept. 24th at 6 p.m., our best tool is our voice. We must make as much noise as possible in these final hours, as public pressure can make all the difference in the moments leading up to an execution.
Please, email, tweet or call Gov. Parson (@GovParsonMO) RIGHT NOW at 417-373-3400 and URGE him to step in and prevent Marcellus’ execution. https://t.co/2wq41v09Hj

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Today I am wearing my forest green velour track suit. Guess I’m in my Golden Girls Era. #GoldenGirlsEra

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Summer Fun @crunchlabs
#CampCrunchLabsContest

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Late to the party, but what a great fort. @crunchlabs

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Slow motion video challenge. @crunchlabs #CampCrunchLabsContest

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My skincare routine.
1) Forget I have skin
2) Get disgusted by state of skin
3) Buy all the skincare things
4) Use for 2 days
5) Forget I have skin
Rinse and repeat.
#ADHD

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Mom’s Taxi Service, I delivered you into this world, but apparently that’s not good enough, and I have to deliver you everywhere else. How may I help you?

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On the plus side, I haven’t heard anyone arguing about mask wearing the last few days. #smallmercies #makeitstop

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Random person: Why is your child not wearing socks?
Me: What? I can’t hear you over the sound of something that is none of your business.

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Sometimes I like to walk through Trader Joe’s and pretend like I’m as hip as all that.

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@deshaunwatson One more reason to love you.

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Peel-able face masks are the adult equivalent of spreading Elmer’s school glue on your hand and peeling it off.

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My mission should I choose to accept it:unwrap & eat a @ReesesPBCups as quietly as possible in room with my child. #momlife #missionaccepted

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Oh. My. Stars. Kid called boxers "short-sleeved underpants" and briefs "none-sleeved underpants". The hilarity of it all. #momlife

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One of Dante's circles of hell must have been being stuck in a van with a kid changing keys 5 times during 1 song. #ineedresolution #momlife

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Kid:What are you thinking about? Me:Weeds.
K:No. You're thinking about trains.Ladies love Lionel trains.
#whatladieslove #momlife