Mandy

Mother of 1, Nerd-Girl, Comic Enthusiast, Music Lover, Food Consumer, Feminist. Thinks she's funnier than she really is.

[Mandy @SweetMandyPandy]

Wanting to share more with you tonight.

#sellingcontent #feetpics

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Hey @Uber how come you don't have a way to report a driver for adding you on social media? Or a help line to talk to an actual person for issues like this?

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"I feel older and more mature"-Robin, newly 10

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The answer to my previous tweet is yes

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So...is it weird to give someone a toy on your first date? Asking for a friend.

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@TheZagle Another I didn't even know could be shiny!

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I seem to be getting better and better at getting myself in over my head.

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Sometimes I #swiperight on people I know because it feels rude not to. #tinder

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Do you ever look at someone and think "god what a boring human?"

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Is it just me or does #facebookdating feel like you're scraping the bottom of the barrel?

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@TheZagle I do it pretty consistently 😅

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@YaBoiGarta You still got 2 weeks for it to soak into you body yo

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Can't figure out how so many people can make it to 5,10,25,50,80 years of marriage and I can't even make it half a year in a relationship.

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It's fun when you go to someone and apologize for being wrong, (especially when it's about like a POS dude) and they seem all hunky dory. You say nothing but kind words. And they turn around and write a super bitchy and dramatic poem about you. 👌 Well fuck you very much

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It is so easy to get over a broken heart when you're so incredibly angry it makes you shake.

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Of course, because I did homework ALL day, I'm going to do that bed time sabotage thing and stay up too late. I'm so sorry Monday me. (and Tuesday me...) #college #collegestudents #collegelife #bedtimesabotage #bedtime #tired

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Feeling pretty fatigued post shot, so what does my kind, sweet and loving mother do?
Tells me to go downstairs because she doesn't want to look at me. I live in such a loving household #itsajoke

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@emmaceratops I am pretty hooked on it! If you get it send me that friend code!

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@TheZagle People just don't realize how many there are now!

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@TheZagle The only one that's truly all might is Snorlax. #fightme