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The sun is always shining somewhere.

[J @SwettyNuts]

@zombietristen @JohnCena I laughed so hard at that. Such a good show

[J @SwettyNuts]

@phreak80 Probably is the wrong word. Where would the camera - people hide?

[J @SwettyNuts]

@phreak80 I wish I could subscribe to when "Jason and Robby are in the same town". Because it sounds like a Always Sunny episode.

[J @SwettyNuts]

@JessicaSmoot1 Lazy

[J @SwettyNuts]

@DannyApplegate They're busy listening about snakes in the amazon...

[J @SwettyNuts]

@DannyApplegate Totally amazing. We are the people who broke out, and look at us go.

[J @SwettyNuts]

Sometimes I wonder "what in the hell did I do to deserve this life?". I'll never stop loving that feeling. Probably.

[J @SwettyNuts]

Dear Twitter. It's over. I've got a 3 social network maximum. It's been fun, it's been <3less. You can find me on Insta - @swettwashere

[J @SwettyNuts]

Happiest me has been fat, I hope to get fat again. #saidataburgerjoint #jbsnashville

[J @SwettyNuts]

It's all coming to an end. Or is it a beginning? I'm going with the latter.

[J @SwettyNuts]

BIG things are happening... stay tuned.

[J @SwettyNuts]

What's more important? The sammich I already ate, or the one I'm gonna? Stop living in the past.

[J @SwettyNuts]

Dear guy in office with large headphones around neck,

We get it, we like music too. It's not jewelry.

With Love,
Me

[J @SwettyNuts]

We are all looking for the same happiness. Why do we hate people who find it before us?

[J @SwettyNuts]

It's nice outside. Hooray weird - ass weather.

[J @SwettyNuts]

Just ordered a beer at the bar, called The Brown Note. Explained it's meaning, via Mythbusters episode. Why!?

[J @SwettyNuts]

Along with it sometimes taking some work, sometimes it takes very little, to make someones' day. Do it.

[J @SwettyNuts]

Sometimes, it just takes work.

[J @SwettyNuts]

@JJWhitesnake how can I get one of your t-shirts? Was at your show in Indy, didn't grab one. Instant regret. #whowouldjesusdo

[J @SwettyNuts]

4th. Clearly, I care.