THE FLASH⚡︎

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

《...𝐈 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝.》

[𝘡𝘖𝘖𝘔.ᐟ.ᐟ @furtoceleritas]

Never trust someone who likes root beer

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

// tuh I've read all of their comics....but I miss them

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

// IS THAT MY GOAT JESS CHAMBERS MENTIONED???

[❦ @fentyheffa]

dc was so happy to play in our faces with this justice league lineup

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

"I don't think my hair is long enough for that! But if it were, I think it'd all travel backwards— or at least in the direction I'm traveling in."

[aspis, του Σαρπηδών 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @childofstheno]

@SWIFTCHAMBERS

“… so does your hair not get in your mouth when you run that fast? Or is it so fast it enters like a complete state of stillness?”

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

WHAT????

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

...WHAT

[𝘡𝘖𝘖𝘔.ᐟ.ᐟ @furtoceleritas]

I already have rabies.

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

When I'm done with you, you're gonna be like the chemical reaction Mentos and Coke make together . I'm giving you shaked induced rabies.

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

I'm gonna shake you .

[𝘡𝘖𝘖𝘔.ᐟ.ᐟ @furtoceleritas]

You right.

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

I would not actually

[sᴇʟɪɴᴀ 彡 @ThatFeline]

Wouldn’t you like to know ?

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

No you won't .

[𝘡𝘖𝘖𝘔.ᐟ.ᐟ @furtoceleritas]

I’ll do my best to un-perceive it.

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

Did you crack it or him

[sᴇʟɪɴᴀ 彡 @ThatFeline]

ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ Bruce Wayne has the emotional availability of a locked safe.

⠀ ᅠ I still cracked it.

ᅠTwice.

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

Go away, you're not supposed to see this

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

YOU.

[𝘡𝘖𝘖𝘔.ᐟ.ᐟ @furtoceleritas]

[👁️👁️] oh?

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

The drink, or gossip?

[ᚺᛖᛚᚨ. @HELHEIMRUNES]

…

Sigh.

“I need tea.”

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

I need to get back into my annoying tendencies though. SNS

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

I voted him by the way

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

You're number two though

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

I could make plenty of arguments about Taco Bell

[𝘡𝘖𝘖𝘔.ᐟ.ᐟ @furtoceleritas]

I never claimed to be the fastest. Just the best.

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

But the best speedster is my aunt and yes, I'm very biased

[THE FLASH⚡︎ @SWIFTCHAMBERS]

C'mon. We all know Taco Bell is the fastest thing in the multiverse.

[𝘡𝘖𝘖𝘔.ᐟ.ᐟ @furtoceleritas]

Mmmm have you tried thinking again?