Israel Florentino

Retired Veteran, Used Car Salesman

[Israel Florentino @SwiftDemonMacho]

I’m a gunslinging, motorcycle riding, veteran and I’m convinced that’s how I’m gonna go out on my own on my own terms .

[✭Five Tool Texas✭ @FiveToolTexas]

Lubbock Reds' Buddy Albiar lines this ball up the middle for a single.

Lubbock (TX) 2028 #uncommitted

Profile: https://t.co/vPeJIlvxLq

[Israel Florentino @SwiftDemonMacho]

It’s like art tbh

[Jil Theo @theo_jil]

3. You can do everything right and still lose. That’s not unfair, it’s reality.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🫤

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

There’s no excuses anymore.

Buy rifle. Buy ammo. Shoot.

[Handleit Grips @handleitgrips]

How often do you dry fire?

Be honest…

[Israel Florentino @SwiftDemonMacho]

Who knew getting into an accident when my light was green would fuck me for life and up my insurance by $300

[Israel Florentino @SwiftDemonMacho]

I get a kick out of blocking a girl and watching them ring my phone on no caller id.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Israel Florentino @SwiftDemonMacho]

I think the worst part of my accident is when I told my dad he didn’t say anything at all or asked me if I was okay he just left me on read.

[ZEVtech @_ZEV_tech]

The Heartbreaker is live on our website.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet your new Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[Israel Florentino @SwiftDemonMacho]

Former Marine gets into motorcycle accident comes out unscathed delivers a car 6 days later to California from Texas. My dad lore is gonna go fucking nuts. ☠️

[Israel Florentino @SwiftDemonMacho]

Everyone that’s saying sucker punch in the comments if you try and fight fair every time you’re gonna die.

[Dark Side @not_rekt_11]

Dude is definitely a trained weapon. That move was insane💀💀

[Israel Florentino @SwiftDemonMacho]

My kind of woman

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Dear America,

This is your new Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard.

We are so back.