Plastic Swiftie

[Plastic Swiftie @SwiftiePlastic]

I just got a Keek - get one and follow me! My username is SwiftiePlastic http://t.co/GxgbbohBBl

[Plastic Swiftie @SwiftiePlastic]

Hey, my babies! Haven't been on in foreverrrr

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe in my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes.

#Spongebob4king

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

That time I had a farrah fawcett haircut. #Neveragain #suitelifeofzackandcodymemories

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

larrysshipofdreams asked: Do you like one direction? and if so do you ship Larry Stylinson? http://t.co/WUFi8XXDLv

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Almost fell down the stairs......most exciting thing thats happened to me all day

[roasted pine nut hummus slut @MattTimmons]

Salads have to be one of the greatest creations ever.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

It may look like a nice day, but the second you step outside, you suffer 3rd degree burns. Oh California, Ill miss you.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

its hot man.....its hot

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Wanna freak someone out? Get into the same segment of a revolving door as them and push the other way.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

uheheh hahaha HAHAHAHA MUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

and then I realized I might actually be evil

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

#TumblrOzymandias

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Wanna freak someone out? Exit the bathroom licking your fingers when you know there is a big line. Reactions: classic

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

when I see little kids 12 and under with phones or on the internet

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

If one more person tells me to 'dumb down' my writing, I think I might lose all literate hope in our generation.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

give me your rage, it only empowers me uaheheheheheh

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Archaeology is not the removal of dinosaur bones from the ground. Thank you.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

I don't know how I did it, but I hurt my back jogging.......my back....jogging....