SwiftKeys

Don't laugh with your mother's enemies even if it's your wife.

[Corporate Queen @ZakiyaShani]

Thinking a call center is corporate is so funny to me 🤣

[dj Lemonka @Lemonka]

Never pay your builder upfront,he’ll get another job .

[SwiftKeys @SwiftKeysMadeit]

What happened to being a ride or die

[Flash @Flashyasf]

If you jump ship while I was putting this shit together I appreciate you 🫡

[SwiftKeys @SwiftKeysMadeit]

Can't change middle of the relationship it doesn't work

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Want to loose your girlfriend, just be a good man, they hate that sh*t.

[SwiftKeys @SwiftKeysMadeit]

You went there for help Nigga they have seen worse

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

Damn the nurse that did my std test was fine af i hope my shit negative

[Ta’S @iGhostAccount]

Guys, asile amaNdiya. This is exactly how they move in the workplace 🤞🏾

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

Damn the nurse that did my std test was fine af i hope my shit negative

[X @Xouy17]

Private people know how to post on social media all day and stil live a life you know nothing about.

[Sam The Challenger @MohauSam]

Thoughts and Prayers (Pty) Ltd.

[Ezennaya🧊 @Chrisslimz]

Every man who got cheated on saw the signs, but he chose to be delusional instead of being smart.

[Sweet Soul❤️ @OhajiemoU85445]

Nothing exposes human nature faster than money.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

Your boring lifestyle has kept you safe from many potential risks & unpleasant experiences.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Rule No.1: Don’t sacrifice your savings to solve someone else’s problems.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the potential you see in other people isn’t real. it is a projection of what you would do in their position.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

This babe I expressed my intentions to...she clearly said no. 3 years later she claims I wasn't serious, that I should've pushed harder, that I give up easily. What do women really want?

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

"Even the sweetest woman is still bitter "

Nietzsche

[Dan Cole @CoachDanCole_]

I started taking zinc in the morning, magnesium at night, and vitamin D+K2 with breakfast after my doctor told me to.

I did it for 60 days.

Then... no kidding my personality did a complete 180

[Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 @_Bongekile_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

The sex start getting dangerous once y’all fall in love & learn each other’s bodies

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

a nigga like me don't quit, so victory is certain