John Stamos

Stamos & Buchanan Associates

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

I don’t get you boys buying a 2005 bmw with 190k miles on it and think you doing something.

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Niggas get a BMW and make it their entire personality

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

@chellgod @VinceSwiftpaw-lane

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Diddy gonn be in jail slammin da soap on da shower floor

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

What’s the difference between a wrap and a burrito??

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Crazy how females can just get away with being 28 , no car, job, money but still have the audacity to call you broke

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

I feel like Chris Angel I don’t even mind freaks

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

@Fredsrumination Cmon man

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Not me crying at 9 am to draft videos

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

I let my white bitch call me monkey

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Literally catch me at the bar as the only man under 65 , I’m grabbing so many emails

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Jesus why my Uber preaching actual scriptures to me, my son just rip me home

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Catch me in the bar with the shortest shorts ever talking to rich white men

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Can’t believe I still respect barbers Time

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Tell me how I leave my car keys in my car all night

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Work actually sucks

[Flash @Flashyasf]

If cutting me off helps your life in any way , I support it 100%

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Fucking 29… Jesus

[lex @truuuumoo]

I, personally, cannot wait to not be at a bar with every single person I’ve ever met in my entire life this evening

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Can’t be…. not Miss independent

[John Stamos @Swiftpawlanee]

Lookin to get my ass kicked at this ravens game tonight