Yo

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

By the end of this year, most of our food will be recalled.

No worries tho - a third of the country will continue celebrating the meaningless renaming of lakes and crying about nonexistent trans athletes in the WNBA.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[kordell @lledrok]

these niggas don't give a fuck bro LMFAOOO

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mexico becomes the first team to qualify for the Round of 32 at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

[🧊 @miureiis]

TONIGHT

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

for every time Mexico scores tonight I take a shot of tequila and for every time South Korea scores I take a shot of soju 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Jason Cole @JasonCole62]

Idiots who don’t understand stagnant water

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Mirror mirror on the wall, show me penis, cock, and ball

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

We've got something cooking for you folks, but thought we might just do a giveaway in the meantime!

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and we'll pick a winner to get a Steam code for Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven!

[NintendoFanGirl @NintendoFanGirl]

Let Pokopia mark the first and last time I let myself get bamboozled by the promise of a cute ditto plush into thinking I’ll get a shipped physical game on release day

[spragels The Content Cowboy @spragels]

Me watching everyone play Pokopia when I can’t yet

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Bad Bunny picked up more yards during the halftime show than the Patriots did in the first half

[Rodri Davenport @CafeSlava]

“Los mexicanos no hacen tacos en sus casas”

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

We are GIVING AWAY a WOOLHAVEN PC with the help of @AftershockpcAU

To celebrate the release of our first expansion! ❄️

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[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

If you’re going to ignore their guidance on vaccines, why should they waste their time on any other medical advice?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You’re right there’s no way a fertility doctor could know more about what medications to take while pregnant than a random crypto scammer pretending to be American

[Brent Terhune @BrentTerhune]

The only way to undo Tylenol autism is to vape ivermectin.