SwimmerFMLs

When life makes you wake up at 5 am to go jump in a freezing cold pool, tell life to go fuck itself. Follow me for everyday swimming #FML's

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When a teammate makes the whole team get punished... #FML

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Swimming that T-30 before school like

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Back from college so swimming with the team... All I can say is #FML

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3 guys, 1 shammy. #DiverProblems #FML

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If we don't have any practices this week, the two meets this weekend are gonna be bad. I'm not a fan of practice, but we need to get better.

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We are a team, you do what you have to do for the greatest number of people. That's what a team is.

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RT if you're thankful you don't have practice tomorrow!

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First day of swim season and we had to use snorkels #FML

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Last varsity swim season starts Monday! #FML

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Anyone been to a summer Hawaiian themed meet and they give leis as a heat "ribbon"? Da fuq is dis shit? #FML

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I don't think this meet could be any more boring #FML

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Went to a college for a good career but they don't have a swim team or club. #FML #GonnaGain100LBS

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I like my women how I like my lane lines: wet and tight

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You DO NOT want one of these! #streamlinejustice #FML

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That 20 lbs you gain the month you're off of swimming. #FML

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Lake swim! ✔

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It amazes me how many people in the supposedly "elite camp" can't streamline. #purgetheslackers

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The IM challenge!!! #FML

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That was a nice week off, but these next few weeks are gonna suck. Not to mention we're all going to feel out of shape again. #FML

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The new flip turn coach is teaching us is mad bunz. #FML