Slow Swimmer

we may be last in the race, but we're first in our lane!

the struggle of being slow

[Slow Swimmer @SwimmerSlow]

The only reason I swim in the summer is so that I don't sweat for a few hours.

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the only good thing about swimming is that it hides your tears.

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does anybody else purposely swim slow when coach times an event at practice you don't like so he won't put you in it for meets?

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How I feel after eating chipotle before practice

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i teach swim lessons and my 5 year olds kick faster than me.....

[Slow Swimmer @SwimmerSlow]

I think my new swim team coach is scared of me. I've been around for 10 years so she does what I tell her. #igotthepower #WhoRunsTheWorld

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Okay. Yes. I know the nips are hard. The water is cold and it's 60 degrees out. No reason To state the obvious

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When your team so poor, you chop pool noodles to use as pool bouys...#notkidding

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Does anyone else try and stay chill after swimming a set so the coach doesn't notice you're finished and ready to move on?

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Me at morning practice when coach says we're doing a fly set

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I may not have won in the swimming pool, but I got a good in the gene pool

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"My cap hairs finally fit into my ponytail" #saidnogirlever

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I'm just not feeling it today. Or any day really.

[Slow Swimmer @SwimmerSlow]

If I had a dollar for every time I want to go to swim practice, I would literally have $0.

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You win some, you lose some, but I pretty much always lose. #slowswimmer

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My swim cap wish list:

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But my coach won't let me ;( #thestruggleofbeingslow

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If ya know what I mean ;)

[Slow Swimmer @SwimmerSlow]

Has anyone ever seen a really hot swimteam and just wanted to go back into the locker room with them? #toohawt

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That awkward moment when you go to hard and rip your suit #oops