Swim Statistics

*ORIGINAL SWIMMER STATISTICS* parody, none of these statistics are entirely true. Submit your own! [email protected]

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A washroom during a swim meet carries about 12948990037840 germs every square meter.

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45% of swimmers are crying with every step because of dryland.

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98% of sprinters cannot swim more than 200. That 2% are weird.

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Every swimmer has multiple ripped suits, snapped caps, and broken goggles.

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Swimmers are half naked 98% of the time.

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88% of swimmers have morning practice tomorrow. GET OFF TWITTER AND GO TO BED

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No one hates clothes more than swimmers

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A female swimmer's shoulders are quadruple the size of the average female.

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95% of goggles are fog proof...

For the first 3 uses.

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80% of backstrokers have goggle tan lines.

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98% of swimmers can't fit comfortably in their racing suit. If you can... It's too big.

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It is proven that there are multiple sports within the sport of swimming:

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96% of swimmers know more body parts than the average person due to all the injuries they encounter.

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79% of swimmers like pull sets

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92% of swimmers despise running

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A kickboard is proven to become a deadly weapon when used by an angry swim coach.

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Dearest teachers,

Swimmers are only mentally able to complete 60% of their homework correctly after practice.

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A swimmer's lunch is 3x larger than an average student's.

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80% of pools have a giant hairball in the deep end

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WOW 32 followers within 10 minutes! Thank You So Much for the #swimmersupport