The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸

“The Hardest Part of The Ring”Independent wrestler based out of Cincinnati, Ohio. Booking inquires: [email protected]

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

🍸♥️BOOK THE SWINGER♥️🍸

- 10+ years experience
- Based out of Cincinnati
- Can wrestle seriously and do bits

Email and DMs are open

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

Granted, they asked for a promo when I was in the middle of a road trip

But I gotta get better at putting stuff out there, so expect SOMETHING

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

I have a wrestling match this Saturday

I was supposed to cut a promo for a weekly, but got too drunk

Will I get a promo off by Saturday?
Tune in to find out!

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

My president pedo
My Skeletor Jared Leto

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

This getting flipped into an intro for Action Bronsons Blue Chips did more damage to my psyche than anything

[dank @cptdankkk]

Charlie Sheen says he took more drugs than anybody could survive because he has “Tiger Blood”

“The last time I took drugs I probably took more than anybody could survive”

“I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go”

“I'm me. I'm different. I just have a different constitution. I have a different brain. I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man”

“Dying is for fools. Now, there's certain blends I will not entertain because that's how people go down. And I'm too smart to do that. I'm sorry for the guys that happened to, but you should have read the directions before you showed up to the party”

“I blinked and I cured my brain. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. The Nike slogan doesn't say ‘Just try it.’ Nah ‘Just do it’ man”

[Dreams in Analog @deadbeatat_dawn]

Why did they make Africa by Toto that famous when Hold The Line was right there

[meg ortwein @megortwein]

boy does my baseball team make it hard to have the will to live

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

We’re doing great
Mental health is fine

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

welpppp

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

Feeling
The
Blue Dream

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

FTB

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

FTB

[Tripping Balls @IsThisWrestling]

more of THIS stuff in deathmatches, please

[anakin murphy @anakinsadmurphy]

before x after

[Black Sabre Jr. 🍔 @CheeseburgerROH]

Fetty Wap linking up with Nick Gage to hit Tony Deppen with a bundle of light tubes!

In the first of my bloodline to ever utter those words

@GCWrestling_ #GCWToSXi

[emil @TheEmilJay]

today i went to work and fetty wap was there

[Tripping Balls @IsThisWrestling]

this is a genuinely wonderful match

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

🐙 is the sickest wrestler

[Cjellio aka Cody (without the neck tattoo) @Cjellio]

A SHOOTING STAR THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBES FROM JONATHAN GRESHAM!
@TheJonGresham @crazykid0813 #GCWToSXi @GCWrestling_

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

Mitten be hittin

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

Mitten be hittin

[The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 @SwingerFitz]

I’m at the Buc-ees disassociating

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

Far from home. Rolling cigarettes on the porch. Listening to Sonic Youth.