Susie Winternheimer

shake it like a Polaroid picture

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

Gas

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

Today my kiddo walked into the center and said “where’s my backpack?” and I was like “my guy it’s on your back” and if that ain’t the most Monday mood ever I don’t know what is

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

White claw walked so natty seltzer could run

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

Me: $15 for ONE beer?!? Outrageous! Also me: I’ll take three beers plz

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

@gabi_leffler @_Caroline_J_ Except @RockyLeffler20 😍

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

It’s the back page of the syllabus szn

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

4 months ago my dad referred to Post as Compost Malone. Now, his fave song is Psycho and he literally just printed the lyrics off to learn them bc he needs more ���street cred”

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

There’s construction on my street and today while heading to work a guy was driving a bulldozer with a juul in his mouth. We locked eyes as he blew a cloud. I think I’ve finally found the one #truelove

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

Last night on the bachelorette they replayed the scene where Arie breaks off the engagement with Becca and my mom goes "that's gonna be you, susie" gee thanks, mom🙃

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

It's 2018...why don't microwaves have a ramen button??

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

@Adaley_12 "This one girl had her entire body out the window and if her ass fell out I was leaving her."

[Studub @stuwinternheimr]

Cardboard sauce

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

@LizzieMatchett @sorencavender I too am thankful for Soren because he found my debit card!! S/O Soren keep doing you!!

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

I'm more upset that my IM basketball team just lost in the playoffs than when my tennis team lost in the conference championship

[Hanover Panthers @HanoverPanthers]

#HCWT RECAP: Winternheimer, Farrell win 10th straight doubles match Sunday
#PantherPride #d3tennis #NCAAD3 | https://t.co/bhAUyg6mSH

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

Idk how they didn't win the gold?! By far the best figure skating routine of the 2018 olympics👏🏼👏🏼

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

Life of a college student:
Me: I need more toothpaste Mom: ok but it's going on your Christmas list

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

#neverforget #2years

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

@T_Quart can I get the freakin chicken nuggets with the freakin sauces??!

[Susie Winternheimer @SWinternheimer]

If you're having a bad day, just remember that Carly Ruggles clapped after a eulogy