Spencer

Dad bod perfectionist, unintentionally.

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You're gonna miss me by my walk oh you're gonna miss me by my taco, and my burrito y mi quesadilla enchiladas no Buenos o amigos jajajajaja

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@lighting_cooper do you have customer support?

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@lighting_cooper @builderonline I've had issues recently with my Halo lights and can't get ahold of customer support.

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@jimcoyleISB Doesn't that make it even worse...

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@lighting_cooper Is there a link or email you could provide to communicate a product safety concern to an actual person? Thank you.

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BREAKING: Joe Biden just forgot he picked Sen. Kamala Harris as his VP running mate.

[NBC Politics @NBCPolitics]

BREAKING: Joe Biden picks California Sen. Kamala Harris as his VP running mate. https://t.co/XN9soITpq0

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Cows are utterly disgusted seeing all their milk just poured out like that.

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Momentary somewhat quiet, somewhat peaceful protest against Dad for saying no snacks. If he can't have snacks, I guess I can't have snacks.

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Dinner Update: We now have paper towels because we're fancy af, a step stool as a table, and oranges for dessert I guess, who knows. #roughingit

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Dinner update: Doing dogs over a fire, and Zeke said he'd get stuff set up. He got me 3 Busch Lights (what a sweetheart, seriously), set up the chairs with plates (beer in cupholder✔️) and brought the condiments out. What a man.

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@JenWoodcox we're all set.

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I love this. @mourningwud

[San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert]

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

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Sad to think that the most overlooked part of his career will be that he consumed 8.3 million bugs over those 16 years. That's good for a 518,750/yr average, clearly sitting alone at the top of that category. Congrats Eli.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Eli Manning's career achievements:
* 2x Super Bowl winner
* 2x Super Bowl MVP
* 57,023 passing yards (7th all-time)
* 366 passing TD (7th all-time)
* 4x Pro Bowler
* Walter Payton Man of the Year winner in 2016
* Never missed a game due to injury
* 13x team captain

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Manti Te'o just got resigned by the Saints and his girlfriend couldn't be more excited.

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@BrandonDavisBD @ESPNCFB @JenWoodcox

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@byesline You did have that right...

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@mourningwud When you have a franchise QB like Mitch you just don't need to run the ball.

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Not me.

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@michaellynn24 @barstoolsports @OldRowOfficial Yeah I think I punched a metal light pole...he was off duty though. Thanks again by the way.

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@MikeDirth Hi bubby