Mark Swift

i own/operate a gym and i am a weido. Successful? i'll let you decide.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Munetaka Murakami is first in the American League (4th in MLB) in exit velocity (95.4) and number one in hard hit rate (64.5%) in Major League Baseball.

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@JoeySangwich_ This guy has White Sox Dave alerts on. U tell me who in who head

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@BarstoolYak Bro was just living at McCormick Place

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

From here on out if I see u this is how I’m greeting you

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@JoeySangwich_ Would you like to see my V.27

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@stoolpresidente @FamilyFeudABC Team 1 easy

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Spurs in the 4th quarter against the Nuggets

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@tBushGaming @SwootyWRLD Assualt

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@KFCBarstool

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@GBraggsJr23 Terrible take

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Hockey runs through Kalamazoo

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@Return_Of_RB Is the roommate a skell?!???

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@JoeySangwich_ My money was on nonna.

[Rich Hribar @LordReebs]

When Love was contacted beyond the line of scrimmage last season, he averaged 10.0 yards per rush.

That is the most of any RB in college with 100+ rushes over the past 10 seasons.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

Pickers ain’t been right without Frank man RIP

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

@VivaLaStool @StoolBaseball @PicksCentral What a snooze

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

Bama Butt Cheeks smh. ND really got hosed

[Mark Swift @SwisstopherMark]

I got asked if I was gay today. That means ya boy be dressing