SwitchOfTheBest

NSFW, adults only. Friendly, lifelong spanko bloke, top & bottom, with special fascination for the cane & school uniform. #spanking #caning

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Weird. It's almost as if COVID antivaccine conspiracy people are lying liars.

[SwitchOfTheBest @SwitchOfTheBest]

@fesshole Maybe it's because I'm in my early 60s, move in kinky circles, and know more about some "matronly pensioners" (e.g. the upstanding pillar of her community who had a "schoolroom" built under her conservatory) than all you naysayers, but I find this one quite believable.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Was walking around a supermarket humming an earworm going round my head when a matronly pensioner whispered "Pornhub!" At me on the way past! I stopped dead, blood rushed to my feet as I realised she was right, it was the tune from my favourite porno clip. And no I didn't.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Funeral director by day, shibari instructor by night. Worlds collided a few years ago when a customer asked if her deceased (sub) husband could be buried in bondage. Boyo sleeps eternal in rope, gag, and chastity cage. She's got the key and wore it at the funeral.

[SwitchOfTheBest @SwitchOfTheBest]

@TopMarksVideos @MelissaRTodd Breasts.

[SwitchOfTheBest @SwitchOfTheBest]

@ButtonBooty83 @PunishmentsOnly I agree. I have a friend who's a fairly heavy player, yet could never be brought to tears.

What did it was indeed the right headspace: a lot of scolding, PLUS being given corner time halfway through to reflect. When it restarted she was in floods.

But yes, trust is a biggie.

[Melissa Todd @MelissaRTodd]

Remember to come to the Eagle Tavern on Sunday night 7.30 to hear me discuss books, being a Metro columnist and how I once spanked the wrong chap.

[Melissa Todd @MelissaRTodd]

Trickier to confiscate school boys' phones when they need them to work their hearing aids.

[Mistress Eleise Courtney @Eleise_Courtney]

I knew I had a copy of this but I couldn't find it for love nor money. I've just stumbled across it by chance which I knew was the only way I was going to find it. The lovely Paula Meadows who along with many others including myself attended on the day created this for George's funeral. @Suzi_Martell

[SwitchOfTheBest @SwitchOfTheBest]

@bitzydimbo Congratulations, I don't underestimate what an effort that must have been!

[Melissa Todd @MelissaRTodd]

Also in Love it! this week: why the rise of spanking as a fetish corresponds to the rise of the modern British citizen.

[Peter Birch @PeterBirchBooks]

My favourite pastime? I think Carrie knows...

[Peter Birch @PeterBirchBooks]

I'm hoping ripped shorts will be in fashion next summer. Who'd be bold enough to wear them?

[Badfish @Badfish55803187]

#NewProfilePic

[Peter Birch @PeterBirchBooks]

It's #WhiteKnickerWednesday and another display of abundant beauty, back in the days when knickers were full and used to be pulled open instead of down.

[Ugo Ramella @RamellaUgo]

Pierre Bonnard Francia 1867 1947

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🇺🇸 Floridian Residents are now reporting purple skies over Florida. Weird.

[Sryan Bruen Photography @sryanbruenphoto]

My favourite image I’ve ever taken. The peak of last night’s historic aurora display over Poolbeg Lighthouse.

Looks like a serious Photoshop job but is very much real. Going to need to print this seriously large.