Darren Cox

SEO consultant tech entrepreneur, Start-up junkie, avid basketball fan and dad to two daughters

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@weshweather these jerks LOVE the sound of their own voice. SHUT UP! We want to watch golf

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

#Don_Smithmier wrote a perfect synopsis if what it means to be a #minnesotan https://t.co/IBapBcjvDf

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@realmnsportsfan you're wrong and do is Cha d Hartman. He's been pushing his hate-based, religious-tinged politics for years. How many times did he have Matt Birk on, no longer a relevant sports figure and nearly refused to talk about sports?

It's time for PA to go

#FormerP1

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@BlazePizza why do your stupid signs have an apostrophe? It makes you look illiterate.

[Zach Daniel @ZachSDaniel1]

Three of the top 5 best sellers on @pragprog right now are Elixir/Erlang books. This is what we call in the industry "making it". #ElixirLang #AshFramework

[João Paulo Abreu @abreujp9]

Advanced Functional Programming with Elixir by Joseph Koski: monads, monoids, and domain-driven design with real-world Elixir. Beyond syntax - build maintainable systems. https://t.co/sBkhP8uaB4 #ElixirLang #MyElixirStatus

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@VikingsGazette can you please tell your ignorant headline writer that the phrase is "All of A sudden" not all of THE sudden. Seriously, get a copy editor and a degree.

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@TonyLiebert If this doesn't prove that Ben Johnson can't coach or recruit, what will? His players don't improve and they suck on other teams too.

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@slppolice just once I'd like for the cops to do their job. Called 911, waited more than 30 minutes, never showed up. Meanwhile there are children in danger in my neighborhood. Nice work assholes

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@CBKReport Fran McCaffery is not only the worst coach in the conference, he is the worst in the country. Ben Johnson is better.

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

How has @amazon not been involved in a class-action yet for selling a service (Prime) that, literally, doesn't deliver? I haven't gotten a single order on time since I moved to New Orleans

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@KreweofHermes so many assholes on your floats. Worst parade of Mardi Gras #ASSHOLES

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@peacock how bad is it that the only reason to subscribe is the Purdue v U of A game and it doesn't work #shitshow

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@smburns #1 all day, every day

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@jack_milko Beneficiary is someone who receives money. Benefactor is the person/group providing money. LIV Golf is the benefactor Rahm the beneficiary.

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

Who's going to reimburse all these people? When they call to cancel your customer service says "prove they don't have any cars" #NeverAgain

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@thriftycars YOU SUCK! At MSY with a prepaid reservation, and dozens of people are stranded because you have no cars. Be better and hire some employees who don't suck ass.

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@thriftycars YOU SUCK! At MSY with a prepaid reservation, and dozens of people are stranded because you have no cars. Be better and hire some employees who don't suck ass.

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@Amazon, why do you suck so bad at delivering things on time. You charge a lot of $ for prime and things are ALWAYS late. You suck

[Darren Cox @SwitchTrain]

@facebook Why doesn't @Facebook know the difference between 'less' and 'fewer?' Stupidity is contagious.