Dan Ritter

MegaBoon into The Blacklist Professed Superfan by Megan, Amir, Hisham, Jon B, The TBL Writers, & various Blacklister actors

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

Had a revelation as I watched the @Avalanche game last night that I’m going to try and collect an Av’s goal puck from every team/arena. 4 so far. 5th on the way.

Feels like a project as fun as getting to every arena. Here’s what I have so far.

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

@dratinator Just stop. You’re just embarrassing yourself.

Take the L just like the Oilers and shit ass D Bouchard will do come April.

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

@Nate_Pancake19 @NHLHodgkinson The correct answer is dog shit defense highlighted by none other than….Evan Bouchard!

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

Also Connor will NEVER win a cup in Edmonton. If he even does get his name engraved one day somewhere else, it will be with someone else as the superstar and him playing second fiddle. He just doesn’t have “it” when it’s best on best.
Everyone knows his Smythe belonged to Bob.

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

All the bad takes on C-tier defenseman Evan Bouchard being in the running for best defenseman make me wonder what takes I have that others may think are garbage.
1) Ovi isn’t even the best of his generation let alone of all time. Sid is far better. Doesn’t need a “spot” to score

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

2) McDavid hasn’t been the best in the world for at least 2 if not 3 seasons now. Top 5? Sure. THE best. Hardly. Backs down from any possible scraps. Doesnt back check.
He’s fast. He puck handles. He’s better than most. Celebrini will own him in another 2 years.

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

@dratinator @JasonGregor His/Your cooking is on par with Bouchard’s defense

Nice try though.

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

@JasonGregor Exposing that you don’t know hockey is a bigger feat

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Binnington served up some hot and fresh pizza 🍕

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

NATE DOGG JUST LAID A BEATING ON BRANDT CLARKE 👊😱

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

Because Bouchard has that defensive IQ of a rock 🫨

[Dump The Puck @DumpThePucks]

@Rybo03 @crookedchair69 Yes they did lol. I’ve been told by 20+ people Bouchard had a disasterclass defensively yesterday. You must not be paying attention

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

Ok who has the clip of Brady saying “oh, shit” after the Daniels injury?!? Need it @NFLonFOX @dallascowboys @TomBrady

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

@TopTierPucks Easy.
Below average player with a bad training staff on a shit team

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

Imagine thinking this is a guy you want over Cale or Mackinnon.

He’s an overrated crybaby who hasn’t been the best in hockey for years

[Avalanche Forever @citchmook]

Connor McDavid left after injuring himself and tossed a bunch of sticks on the ice on his way out. Not looking good for the Oilers captain.

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

@TopTierPucks

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

@tylandyzrt That’s Mac with a beard and different hair

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

Imagine posting the worst hockey takes known to man just to make a buck.

Some people are nothing more than pathetic

[Dump The Puck @DumpThePucks]

We’re in 🔥

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

You never go full retard like this dude

[Dump The Puck @DumpThePucks]

Connor McDavid is better than Nathan MacKinnon. Evan Bouchard is better than Cale Makar. Zach Hyman is better than Martin Necas. The Edmonton Oilers are better than the Colorado Avalanche

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

@TopTierPucks Connor McJudas.
1 way forward who doesn’t doesn’t back check. Consistently made to look like a bottom line forward against a real defenseman like Makar

[Dan Ritter @SwoonforBoone]

Yet another reason why the entirety of Holland’s version, got to go

You recast roadie, red hulk, etc with no issues. Get rid of this dime store Peter Parker.