Erza Scarlet.

At some point, being in your arms just started to feel like home, @CopyCatsPride.

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

Gets hit. @WingedArgent

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

@CopyCatsPride No, it was DEFINITELY Lucas Skye.....

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

......I feel like I know this Lucas Skye.

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

fuck realism WHY IS THERE A U

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

......why is there a u

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

T-Two Lukes.... 😳

[Luke Cloud @CopyCatsPride]

THAT'S NOT ME

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

Hey sexy 😍

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

"I've been an Earthland resident since birth. As for the peculiarity... Hm. I wouldn't know what to tell you there. I do not try to act any different..."

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

"Magic."

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

@CopyCatsPride Her hand rests upon his cheek, and she holds him close to her. She seems to work past that giddy hesitation and gives him a real kiss, but she soon pulls back, smiling still.

"I was right. Definitely the best feeling in the world~"

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

She's holding a box of pocky as she sits down next to @CopyCatsPride.

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

. . .

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TWO'S NOW DOESN'T MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TWO'S EVERY TIME I ASK.

[Luke Cloud @CopyCatsPride]

See? No twos. [Shows hand.]

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

"Of course you're not. Santa wouldn't be here. He's busy getting ready for Christmas!"

[Cygnus Gwydion @GodOfGravity]

“Yeah and I’m /not/ Santa Claus.”

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

gotta be real with you bud i did not see the c in canal at first

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

Show me your hand. You have two's.

[Luke Cloud @CopyCatsPride]

Don't know what you mean. No twos here.

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

I prefer the term 'alternate ship timelines' but yeah same idea.

[Cygnus Gwydion @GodOfGravity]

“We already tried with this one, their relationship is ‘open’.”

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

Turns them on each other and lets that all explode elsewhere so she can get back on with her day.

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

Smh.

She tanks the repetitive slaps until Natsu's done and flees, and then once alone, she just turns to @FrozenResolve with a blank look.

"He left you to deal with the aftermath. Isn't that unfair? Isn't that getting on your nerves?

You should teach him a lesson."

[Natsu Dragneel @SearingTenacity]

CONTINUOUSLY SLAPS @SwordStainedRed UNTIL SHE SNAPS OUT OF IT. “WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!”

Literally takes off to leave Gray with the damage.

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

💢

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

😳

Dang boys idk about this one I think we're all just friends here...

[Natsu Dragneel @SearingTenacity]

…I didn’t think it would come to this… @FrozenResolve.. Hold her down.

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

YOU HAVE TWO'S.

[Luke Cloud @CopyCatsPride]

Insane.

[Erza Scarlet. @SwordStainedRed]

Believe me, I know.

I know that jerk always has two's when we're playing Go Fish... He just lies and says he doesn't... Cheater. 💢

[Natsu Dragneel @SearingTenacity]

……*Fails to come up with an answer.* Luke is cheating.